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Um... No thanks.

k no thanks bye.... No but seriously, I don't think this will work.

Nope, Nope, and no.

I used to draw these in my notebook back in middle school. Except they were naked.
Aaaaand then my dad found it under my bed and whipped my ass and made me burn it.

hmmm... I'll be kind and let you folks all finish this one.

Eoghann wrote:I used to draw these in my notebook back in middle school. Except they were naked.
Aaaaand then my dad found it under my bed and whipped my ass and made me burn it.

Boom baby. Naked stretch goal. People have to bid to realize Eoghann's lost work.

I think they'll look much better in real life.

Yeah, no. Being a woman, I have absolutely zero interest in pinup decks. But, even if I thought the court artwork was worth a second look (which it isn't - what's up with the ugly colors?) the spade and club number cards are an absolute mess. And that back. I can't even...