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Got an email about a week ago on 2 new decks being presold on Riffleshuffle

I think they were available for only a couple days like they usually do and the rest will be available soon. The gold Philia is OK and the Northfell is butt ugly in my opinion

https://www.riffleshuffle.com/collections/playing-cards

Passing these so wide that I ended up on Vladivostok.

zzz

I'm gonna take a leaf out of PipChick's book and point out that Philia looks like something out of a female anatomy book

Sweet Baby Jesus, these are terrible.

It's a snowball of terrible new deck announcements this week.

MagikFingerz wrote:I'm gonna take a leaf out of PipChick's book and point out that Philia looks like something out of a female anatomy book

ya know, I really was going to post a comment on that, but then I thought 'oh no, better not; don't wanna to be known as the pervette that only sees genitalia in every deck design...'

...I guess it's already too late.... grrreeaatt lol

also, I'm kinda surprised this deck was created by a designer from South Korea and not vaChina lmao

PipChick wrote: also, I'm kinda surprised this deck was created by a designer from South Korea and not vaChina lmao

Or Cliteland...

The companion deck, Phallia, is due out next schwing.

Lotrek wrote:

PipChick wrote: also, I'm kinda surprised this deck was created by a designer from South Korea and not vaChina lmao

Or Cliteland...

actually, from the same smurf and in the very near vagcinty, although sadly, not many men are able to find clit's location

PipChick wrote:

Lotrek wrote:

PipChick wrote: also, I'm kinda surprised this deck was created by a designer from South Korea and not vaChina lmao

Or Cliteland...

actually, from the same smurf and in the very near vagcinty, although sadly, not many men are able to find clit's location

Someone call the FCC...

TwoPieceFeed wrote:

PipChick wrote:

Lotrek wrote:

PipChick wrote: also, I'm kinda surprised this deck was created by a designer from South Korea and not vaChina lmao

Or Cliteland...

actually, from the same smurf and in the very near vagcinty, although sadly, not many men are able to find clit's location

Someone call the FCC...

Don't worry, 2pc. I know all these puns have you feeling harassed, but we've dispatched an elite squad to handle this especially heinous case.

We call it: the Special Victims Unit.

PipChick wrote:

MagikFingerz wrote:I'm gonna take a leaf out of PipChick's book and point out that Philia looks like something out of a female anatomy book

ya know, I really was going to post a comment on that, but then I thought 'oh no, better not; don't wanna to be known as the pervette that only sees genitalia in every deck design...'

...I guess it's already too late.... grrreeaatt lol

also, I'm kinda surprised this deck was created by a designer from South Korea and not vaChina lmao

I guess that was kind of a sh*tty move on my part, being the one to point it out but giving you the credit, so to speak

Also...

PipChick wrote:

Lotrek wrote:

PipChick wrote: also, I'm kinda surprised this deck was created by a designer from South Korea and not vaChina lmao

Or Cliteland...

actually, from the same smurf and in the very near vagcinty, although sadly, not many men are able to find clit's location

Men-y don't even believe it exists

MagikFingerz wrote:

PipChick wrote:ya know, I really was going to post a comment on that, but then I thought 'oh no, better not; don't wanna to be known as the pervette that only sees genitalia in every deck design...'

...I guess it's already too late.... grrreeaatt lol

also, I'm kinda surprised this deck was created by a designer from South Korea and not vaChina lmao

I guess that was kind of a sh*tty move on my part, being the one to point it out but giving you the credit, so to speak

not at all, no worries - it's just funny because earlier, when I first saw that back design, that was exactly what instantly came to mind and I even wrote a comment to post, but I walked away, had a cup of coffee, came back and decided against it.... so seeing your comment made me chuckle because it's like you were reading my mind and I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that saw this

MagikFingerz wrote:Also...

and YES!!! how could I forget! lmao

My Gina cards are in... Time to play strip poker

Philia? I hardly know ya!!

Aw, Pierre, uterus gust me.

rousselle wrote:Aw, Pierre, uterus gust me.

no need to ovary act... this deck, I'm sure, is vulva potential








on a side note; I never understood why a gynecologist wouldn't greet patients with the phrase "hello, I'm Dr. so-and-so, at your cervix"