Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:38 pm
You really do need to get in shape.
ZING!Assassino13 wrote:You really do need to get in shape.
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Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:54 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:25 pm
Let me see you guys put on a thousand pounds and do a situp, smiatches.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:37 pm
Lightweight, baby!
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:30 pm
Ah, give me a gallon of roids and I will do it with one leg. Add some booze and a splash of PCP I will do it with my tongue
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:48 pm
I think you might need some venom for that...
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:49 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:52 pm
HEY HEY,here i am! HAHA. 
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:13 am
Ohhhh, I didn't realize it was that mega blockbuster... my bad... </sarcasm>Russell wrote:For all we know she tossed the baby to her loving father (off screen) then the guy with the shotgun shot a piñata filled with catsup. She screams with joy because she absolutely LOVES catsup and he looks on with a dumb quirky face because he thought he filled it with mustard.MJF wrote:so much for "keep it PG-13"... not really appropriate after CT, wouldn't you say Russell?
If you havent seen the movie I could see how this might look terrible, but it is totally cool.
[/sarcasm]
The movie is called "God Bless America". To over simplify... The main character is terminally ill and decides to kill himself. Right before he does he sees a reality show and decides to kill the annoying smurfette on the TV instead... later... he is on a killing spree killing annoying people everywhere. Yes, he shoots a guy for talking in a movie theater.
Bonus points - It's directed by Bobcat Goldthwait!
Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:32 am
With this post... I... AM....
Uber
Deal with it smiatches
Uber
Deal with it smiatches
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:51 am
Damn uber memberships!
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:34 am
Ich bin eine ubermensch! 
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:49 am
Quick Quick someone call 911 I think Svinger is chokng he is making funny sounds.
MJ congrats on makin it this far. I hope you are able to stay humble as I and Svinger
have done.
MJ congrats on makin it this far. I hope you are able to stay humble as I and Svinger
have done.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:59 am
Yes, I may need the heimlichwalrus wrote:Quick Quick someone call 911 I think Svinger is chokng he is making funny sounds.
(Get it? Cause... you know... it's all german... oh whatever)Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:09 am
Never mind he was just being a weinerschntzel
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:22 am
I'm starting to think this thread is like the porn awards, where they say "Remember, there are no losers, only weiners".
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:27 pm
Ha ha...he said weiner.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:39 pm
You said it first 
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:07 pm
What is up with this German shit anyway. If you start talking about the Luftwaft I am out.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:24 pm
You mean Luftwaffe, the aerial warfare branch of the German Wehrmacht during World War II?
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:53 pm
HEYHEYHEY.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:12 pm
Ba-donk-a-donk
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:26 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:45 am
Hey Svinger, it makes me a little nervous how quickly you corrected my Nazi reference.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:33 am
^Look at this guy trying to get in the game by posting dots
Walrus, let me round off this german thing by quoting "another great american": Ich bin eine Berliner!
Walrus, let me round off this german thing by quoting "another great american": Ich bin eine Berliner!
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:30 am
That wass Kennedy smiatch. He was Irish. I do not know why he said that
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:48 pm
Since he had it a little wrong he was actually also calling himself a pastry. That's why they all laughed.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:04 pm
If only he had said the same line in Hamburg...
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:35 pm
Perhaps he should have said it in Dallas.