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Assassino13 wrote:If by man you mean former president then yes.

That's it, give me back that smurfing VORTEX DECK. You are not worthy to have it. I should have smurfing known, smiatch.

I hate to have to do this, but here's a picture of him and one of your cats, wally.

Hey a guy gotta eat. To be honest I always thought Baxter looks kind of tasty.

Wow, he got you good, didn't he?

Is that prince Charles? Daymn is he a creepy mothersmurfer...

Aright, we sunk to a new low. Pedophilia references. Also known as Norways national pastime, smiatch.

Aha, at least we're off the topic of smurfs now.

True dat Assy, then again I think Prince Charles did like to smurf a few smurfs and slap them in the face with his cock.

walrus wrote:Aright, we sunk to a new low. Pedophilia references. Also known as Norways national pastime, smiatch.

Har har har. I'll be getting my walrus-seeking missile from ACME soon, better start swimming.

Holy cow, you are an Uber member. I can not even say anything sarcastic right now for at this moment I want to be just like you.

That's right, smiatch. Bow before my uber-ness!

I suppose you want me to grab my ankles again you male whore.

Oh god, don't put images like that in my head. I'm disturbed enough as it is.

Sorry about that Uber Svinger .......I'm not sorry HA HA HA

How do you get to be of such greatness?

Usually I just wake up and it happens, sometimes there is a 5 minute lag where I am a complete prick.

Pretty sure he was talking to me, the Uber member. Not you, the deranged smurf-berry.

I do not think Assy is so fucked up that he would refer to Svinger with the word great.

Hey Svinger, your reference to 4:20 in the 12/12/12 at 12:12p makes me think you are an American in Denial. B'iatch

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It's truly great you guys will achieve Uber Member status solely through posting in this thread...
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I actually looked into a way of not counting posts in this thread. Unfortunately it cant be done.

Rusty, That would be all fucked up. Are you trying to say all of our hard work in this thread is worth nothing, smiatch.

As much as I hate to say it - Wally is right yet again, this thread is like a full-time job. Blood, sweat and tears are all over the now 42 pages that stand as a testament to our hard work and dedication towards winning this coveted challenge that only the toughest will endure to the end. Not counting our posts in it would be like taking away a part of our very soul!

Keep working at it... you just lost "last person to post wins" for now... mu ha ha ha...

I won't lose, I'll just get delayed from winning

Ah, pooh bear, another great american.

There's plenty of bad ones too, so I don't see your point.

Svinger, are there any American jokes you third worlders tell each other to make yourselfs feel better.

There's nothing to joke about. Except our obesity rate, unemployment, economy, fast food, idiotic politicians, and etcetera.