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Alright alright. Now you can lock this up.

smurf, the shitheads are back, cocksuckers

Hey, don't try to pull a fast one just because I slept for 13 hours.

Walrus, I have to say you're good at finding those holes in Russell's smurf wall. Too bad you haven't managed to evade my drone cameras. (Where did you find the dirty penguin?) Abandon the last post now or all will be public!

If you weren't sleeping all the time Fin I'd have something on you too....it's just a matter of time.

Damn, I was wondering what that buzzing sound was, as far as the Punguin goes, I know it looks bad but I can explain everything.

dazzleguts wrote:If you weren't sleeping all the time Fin I'd have something on you too....it's just a matter of time.

Good luck with that. My schedule is basically just sleep, university, gym and eating in between.

And of course, just like my alcohol consumption, checking on this thread whenever I can.

Svinger, why sleep and eat when you could be doing this?

Most of the time I try to do them simultaneously.

The sleep is what fucks it up though. Once I'm out, I'm out.

If only I was more of a computer geek, then I could just write a program that posted condescending walrus comments at regular intervals

Skip the prograam, try amphtemines, smiatch.

So that's your secret, huh? Pulling a Lance Armstrong on us...

I knew it! Breaking Walrus.

Lance did not do anything wrong. That was the jealous French cock suckers smurfing with him. They are almost as bad as the Finlandians.

Ha! Finlandians are great.

Finlandians are like soviet vikings. Strange people, but they're usually very friendly.

Also, their language is maybe even more fucked up than Dutch (!).

I'm sorry, did you say Dutch is fucked up? I love that language.

Hey Assy, I think Svinger wears those wooden shoes that kid wore you when he plugged the dyke. I mean dike.

I see what you did there.

( burp )

CBJ wrote:( burp )

All yall a bunch of little bitch ass punks for real.

smurf you and the MeMe you rode in on.

I hate memes.

Dat shit cray.

Shit's just gettin' crazy as all hell right now.

I spoke with Obama he agrees that we should do an preemptive strike against Finland
and Norway. Svinger go home to be with your family and let me know when you are there

Another bluff, the President doesn't listen to walruses.

Had you said it about 4-5 years ago though...

Do not talk bad about President Bush. He is the man.

If by man you mean former president then yes.