Last person to post wins. . . . .

[dazzleguts]

We can always just say naughty things without actually saying them.

Like mentioning Cleveland, getting there by train, specifying type of train (steam engine).

Wow you're into some pretty kinky stuff there Fin! Way beyond third grade, or even third base.

[MagikFingerz]

When did "saying" equal "being into"?

I've just watched too much of The Late Late Show, where they constantly try to get around the censoring.

[walrus]

Svinger is Finlands #1 bukkake star.

[MagikFingerz]

Haha wally. You're one to talk, with all your talk about sticking your tusks in people's behinds

Edit: Damn that L-O-L replacer...

[Assassino13]

Has anyone else noticed there has been no censoring of "ass"?

[walrus]

Yeah, my social skills suck also. Especially since I stopped imbibing intoxicating substances. Sometimes I get stuck somewhere and actually have to talk to people. Damn I hate that. They are so corny. The more I talk to people the more I like my cats, Ms. Super Dooper and Baxter, they rock.

[Assassino13]

Cats are pretty great.

[MagikFingerz]

The thing about cats is, they KNOW they're awesome.

[Assassino13]

They should. Mrow.

[walrus]

Now that Assy has posted a pic of his bounty from the last last person to post thread I can only suspect the competition will heat up in this piece. I fear it may become violent, people have been known to do crazy things in pursuit of a VORTEX DECK. The card collecting world can be a tough one. It is not like we are a bunch of stamp collectors, we are the real deal. The Hells Angels of paper based collectors. Assy, you should consider a home security system now that it is known you posses a VORTEX DECK.

[MagikFingerz]

It's not just the deck though, the signature just makes it that much more unique.

It's like if Chuck Norris signed the rarest baseball card ever

[walrus]

Right you are Svinger, this increases my concern for Assy. If something were to happen to him I would never forgive myself. The VORTEX DECK is very rare as so many people never received it. A walrus autograph is very rare as it takes us a day and a half to flipper sign. Put these two together and you have a Smithsonian quality deck.

[MagikFingerz]

Right you are Svinger, this increases my concern for Assy. If something were to happen to him I would never forgive myself. The VORTEX DECK is very rare as so many people never received it. A walrus autograph is very rare as it takes us a day and a half to flipper sign. Put these two together and you have a Smithsonian quality deck.

This was your devious plan all along, wasn't it?

What am I getting, a gold Artifice signed by Elvis?

[Assassino13]

I am quite concerned myself. However, I will be on the lookout for stray Walruses near my house...

[walrus]

Svinger, I think I have another VORTEX DECK. I will gladly sign it and send it off to Sveden for you. I was going to send one to Dazz (the little smurfiatch) but she says she wants nothing to do with the VORTEX DECK even if it is free. You may also send me a deck of Jerrys Nuggets and I will sign it and send it right back to you. Do not worry, you can trust me.

[Assassino13]

Oh I see how this is. Just signing decks for anyone these days huh? What happened to us?! I thought I meant something to you!

[MagikFingerz]

Wally, you are clearly bluffing. Nobody has TWO of the fabled VORTEX deck.

[walrus]

Oh I see how this is. Just signing decks for anyone these days huh? What happened to us?! I thought I meant something to you!

No No Assy, you know you are my homie. I would only give such a deck to you, Svinger and Dazz. Also, thank you for posting in that thread, it made my day. Damn, I said something nice about Svinger. I hate when I do that.

[MagikFingerz]

TEE HEE

[Assassino13]

Which thread?

[walrus]

I am talking about the picture of the VORTEX DECK that you posted you smurfing asshole.

[MagikFingerz]

[walrus]

Smiatch

[walrus]

Smiatch, oops, sorry about the double post, my computer is a piece of shit.

[dazzleguts]

The smurfing smurfs are spreading! Dukeboy just smurfed out on The "Hey, look what I added to my collection!" thread. I wonder if he knew that would happen?

[walrus]

Well smurf the Duke and smurf you to smiatch

[MagikFingerz]

Smurf Yoda = instant win

[Assassino13]

This smurfing is some bullshit.

[walrus]

Wow, Yoda is nice in blue although he is still a smurfing cocksucker.

[walrus]

Alright CBJ, time to lock this up. Looks like my competition begged out. I won. I must say it is a good feeling. I fought the good fight and prevailed. No hard feelings to my buddies but someone had to win. I hear my prize will be a lifetime supply of CCC decks. Thanks again everyone, it is good to be king.