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Fair enough.

Let me guess: He's gonna pay you once the job is done

Yes, as long as he completes the Hari Kari part.

Don't you have a job at a seaworld you need to be at?

Oh no, money up front.

MagikFingerz wrote:Don't you have a job at a seaworld you need to be at?

Why do you say that SvingerfromSveden? Are you trying to get rid of me? I thought we had something special

You're like ice cream, wally. Good, but too much at once just hurts my brain

Well, think of how I must feel, I have to eat it 24-7, biatch.

Hey, I can not use the B-word anymore. It automatcally changes to Smurfette. What gives yo. That is my trademark. What is wrong with this f@#$ing country. Stripping me of my free speech. I keep this PG-13, I just like using my b-word. This is lame, I am going back to Aether. This is getting crazy up in this piece, I am bouncing, Smurfs.

walrus wrote:Hey, I can not use the B-word anymore. It automatcally changes to Smurfette. What gives yo. That is my trademark. What is wrong with this f@#$ing country. Stripping me of my free speech. I keep this PG-13, I just like using my b-word. This is lame, I am going back to Aether. This is getting crazy up in this piece, I am bouncing, Smurfs.

Good one, Russell!

yeah i changed every cuss word to some form of "smurf"

try it out, i have about 50 cusswords logged so far... can you find one that isnt cencored?

you have got to be shitting me?!?!

i stuck my cock in her pussy.

Good one Svinger says proving he is a sheep, a cog in the wheel. It is my duty to rise against such Tyranny. The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots. You Socailist Swedes would have no idea of such a concept.

OK all you bastards, what the smurf is going on now! You've got to be shitting me that this asshole forum is now inhabited by smurfing pint-sized blue fascists. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

Shit just hit the fan.

How about these:

badorkey
bald man in a boat
shirt potatoes
trouser trout
moose knuckle
thrillberries
doinker
wugget
baloney pony
duelling banjos
whispering eye

this is going to be smurfing crazy. I'm sure you cocksuckers will abuse the smurf out of this shit

We can always just say naughty things without actually saying them.

Like mentioning Cleveland, getting there by train, specifying type of train (steam engine).

This (oops, they did not censor f'in yet) forum is really going to shit. Between the Swedes, Canadians and censorship, it is all fucked up.

I fixed it, now stop smurf'n complaining!

You will not keep me smurfing down you smurfing nazi

Ugh, I hate smurfs.

Where is svinger. Looks like the little cocksucker is a little bitch. He is probably too busy
sucking cock to post. looks like the little bitch ass whore is gonna lose.

Russell has some work to do

Oh I'm here, don't worry. Just giving you guys a false sense of security.

Congrats on getting Veteran Member status, wally. Isn't it great how future new members will think we are really active and contributing and wise, when all we really do is post in this thing?

Yeahh once in a while I post somethin in the Playing card section. Probably 350 of my

400 posts ave been here which is pretty fuckin pathetic.

Hey Svinger and Assy, get the cocks out of your mouth and start posting you cocksuckers.

Quit your bitchass whining. Did you get bored with balancing a beach ball on your nose?

^Russell, I found one. Do I get a cookie?

F-heads also has yet to be censored. Sounds like Rusell is a cocksucker.

walrus wrote:Sounds like Rusell is a smurf-berry.

Takes one to know one, I guess

What are you, in third grade. I know you are but what am I.