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Omg lmao. I usually don't step into this thread but that wedding post is hilarious. You'd have to stay to the end just to watch the train wreck completely explode.

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Sometimes I fantasize about winning the EuroJackpot and becoming a multimillionaire and then just contacting Lotrek, giving him a budget of like 1 million € to just create a deck of cards and with that massive budget a freedom to go absolutely bonkers in terms of the technical aspects, such as foils, stock and other materials.

Like could you imagine what Lotrek could do with an unlimited budget that would allow him to do whatever he wants?

Räpylätassu wrote:Sometimes I fantasize about winning the EuroJackpot and becoming a multimillionaire and then just contacting Lotrek, giving him a budget of like 1 million € to just create a deck of cards and with that massive budget a freedom to go absolutely bonkers in terms of the technical aspects, such as foils, stock and other materials.

Like could you imagine what Lotrek could do with an unlimited budget that would allow him to do whatever he wants?

Yeah - unlimited delays and setbacks...

TwoPiece wrote:

Räpylätassu wrote:Like could you imagine what Lotrek could do with an unlimited budget that would allow him to do whatever he wants?

Yeah - unlimited delays and setbacks...

Solid Gold

I'll have to ask, why the new name? A goat?


And while we're at it; how to change the username?

shiroo56 wrote:I'll have to ask, why the new name? A goat?


And while we're at it; how to change the username?

The GOAT.

"TwoPiece" was simply shortened from "TwoPieceFeed", a username that I stole over a decade ago, from my Aussie friend Laura (aka Kate).

It was time for me to create an individual identity. The Greatest Of All-Time...

LOL... I know it is easy to claim in retrospective, but I knew it.

shiroo56 wrote:LOL... I know it is easy to claim in retrospective, but I knew it.

I've been considering changing my online username for a loooooooooong time. I procrastinated for years because of how many things would have to be changed (starting with an email address I've had for 14 years, then dozens of usernames on websites, etc).

I made the final choice a few weeks ago when one of my favorite EASHL teammates decided to change his PSN name (since the 1st time is free). I'm hoping to have EVERYTHING changed from TwoPiece/TPF to this name by the beginning of next month. PSN is probably the 1st thing I ever used the duplicated name on.

My EASHL teammates keep asking, "what does it mean". I just tell them to Google it. Then they laugh. Teammate referenced above, who influenced the change, always calls me "the goat" because I typically win games single-handed.

But how?

shiroo56 wrote:... while we're at it; how to change the username?

shiroo56 wrote:But how?

shiroo56 wrote:... while we're at it; how to change the username?

L2hack

At the summer of 2013, Finnish ice hockey goalie Tuukka Rask and a Finnish professional tennis player Henri Kontinen played a tennis match. Naturally Kontinen won... playing with a frying pan

And this is actually a true story

Räpylätassu wrote:Sometimes I fantasize about winning the EuroJackpot and becoming a multimillionaire and then just contacting Lotrek, giving him a budget of like 1 million € to just create a deck of cards and with that massive budget a freedom to go absolutely bonkers in terms of the technical aspects, such as foils, stock and other materials.

Like could you imagine what Lotrek could do with an unlimited budget that would allow him to do whatever he wants?

I would ask him and JR to collab on creating a transformation deck which is foiled on both sides.

Anyone else thinking that maybe Amy and Merlebird are having a fling?

Neither of them have been around for awhile.

theCapraAegagrus wrote:Anyone else thinking that maybe Amy and Merlebird are having a fling?

Neither of them have been around for awhile.

Isn't there this tiny puddle called Atlantic in the way?

shiroo56 wrote:

theCapraAegagrus wrote:Anyone else thinking that maybe Amy and Merlebird are having a fling?

Neither of them have been around for awhile.

Isn't there this tiny puddle called Atlantic in the way?

They probably met in the middle. Trapped on a boat.

Love knows no bounds.

theCapraAegagrus wrote:Love knows no bounds.

Awww.. you're such a romantic.

shiroo56 wrote:

theCapraAegagrus wrote:Love knows no bounds.

Awww.. you're such a romantic.

I used to be.

I once felt that love trumped everything. Possessions, personal ambition, etc. Then life determined... That was a lie!

theCapraAegagrus wrote:"Wrong" is your moral opinion. I don't appeal to your moral authority, though. There is no knowledge in morality. So, no, I'm not knowingly anything other than honest. Your "act like a grownup" routine (high ground fallacy) is equally an attempt of an insult [provocation] as calling someone else "poop". See how that moral ambiguity of "right" and "wrong" works...?

Pippi Longstockings at its best again . You're definetly the goat.

shiroo56 wrote:

theCapraAegagrus wrote:"Wrong" is your moral opinion. I don't appeal to your moral authority, though. There is no knowledge in morality. So, no, I'm not knowingly anything other than honest. Your "act like a grownup" routine (high ground fallacy) is equally an attempt of an insult [provocation] as calling someone else "poop". See how that moral ambiguity of "right" and "wrong" works...?

Pippi Longstockings at its best again . You're definetly the goat.

Are you insinuating that I can lift a horse with 1 hand...?

theCapraAegagrus wrote:

shiroo56 wrote:Pippi Longstockings at its best again . You're definetly the goat.

Are you insinuating that I can lift a horse with 1 hand...?

Ehm... yah... sure, why not.

shiroo56 wrote:

theCapraAegagrus wrote:

shiroo56 wrote:Pippi Longstockings at its best again . You're definetly the goat.

Are you insinuating that I can lift a horse with 1 hand...?

Ehm... yah... sure, why not.

What do you expect with a vague reference...?

theCapraAegagrus wrote:What do you expect with a vague reference...?

Nothing. Expectations are useless, therefore I don't waste my time with them.

shiroo56 wrote:

theCapraAegagrus wrote:What do you expect with a vague reference...?

Nothing. Expectations are useless, therefore I don't waste my time with them.

Just as I expected...

theCapraAegagrus wrote:

shiroo56 wrote:

theCapraAegagrus wrote:What do you expect with a vague reference...?

Nothing. Expectations are useless, therefore I don't waste my time with them.

Just as I expected...

Do you expect me to have any expectations? Because I would not expect, that you expect me to have any expectations.

shiroo56 wrote:

theCapraAegagrus wrote:

shiroo56 wrote:Nothing. Expectations are useless, therefore I don't waste my time with them.

Just as I expected...

Do you expect me to have any expectations? Because I would not expect, that you expect me to have any expectations.

I expect the unexpected.

theCapraAegagrus wrote:

shiroo56 wrote:

theCapraAegagrus wrote:

shiroo56 wrote:Nothing. Expectations are useless, therefore I don't waste my time with them.

Just as I expected...

Do you expect me to have any expectations? Because I would not expect, that you expect me to have any expectations.

I expect the unexpected.

Seems like something I would have expected, if I would care for expectations.

My best friend is summoning me for an all-day bro date on Saturday.

I'm gonna buy some Lagavulin.

theCapraAegagrus wrote:My best friend is summoning me for an all-day bro date on Saturday.

I'm gonna buy some Lagavulin.

That is the least a best friend can expect!

LOL... I just checked my online retailer, they have a 9 yo Lagavulin "House of Lanister" edition... You aren't even save from that pulp when roaming your Wisky store.

Just found this aswell - a blend from Talisker, Lagavulin, Oban, Caol Ila, Clynelish and Inchgower. Sounds interesting... but 159,- € that are some decks of cards...

I don't drink a lot of alcohol but every year a golf course a few hours away holds a Scotch Open. It's early in the season (usually first week of April) and the weather is atrocious, but they sample different scotches and scotch whiskeys at various teeboxes throughout the course. It's usually four or five different brands.

That was my first experience with Glenfiddich and Balvenie, both 14-yr aged. They were pretty damn good for someone who knows nothing about it.

shiroo56 wrote:

theCapraAegagrus wrote:My best friend is summoning me for an all-day bro date on Saturday.

I'm gonna buy some Lagavulin.

That is the least a best friend can expect!

LOL... I just checked my online retailer, they have a 9 yo Lagavulin "House of Lanister" edition... You aren't even save from that pulp when roaming your Wisky store.

Just found this aswell - a blend from Talisker, Lagavulin, Oban, Caol Ila, Clynelish and Inchgower. Sounds interesting... but 159,- € that are some decks of cards...

He's not gonna get to drink any of it lol. This is the same guy that added Coca-Cola to a glass of Macallan 12-Year...

I almost exclusively avoid pop-culture variants. Always overpriced.

I don't like many blended scotches, but that sounds like one I may have to try.