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TwoPiece wrote:Once you drop via TKO...

- won't happen

TwoPiece wrote:...I'll make sure you land on a pillow to prevent concussion/coma/death.

- I knew you have a soft spot. *hugs you even tighter*

shiroo56 wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:Once you drop via TKO...

- won't happen

You're delusional!

shiroo56 wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:...I'll make sure you land on a pillow to prevent concussion/coma/death.

I knew you have a soft spot.

Presumably on his head from being dropped as a small child.

TwoPiece wrote:

shiroo56 wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:Once you drop via TKO...

- won't happen

You're delusional!

Nah, it is realistic.

1. I highly doubt that you would physically harm someone over a joke
2. I highly doubt that you would physically harm someone because of a different taste in playing cards

If I'm wrong with these two assumptions then;

3. I doubt that you would fly over to Germany to deliver what you promised
4. I doubt that you would be able to find me

And if I'm wrong with all these assumptions;

5. I doubt that you could really TKO me .

So again, won't happen. Where is my refund for a non delivered knuckle sandwich?!

shiroo56 wrote:Nah, it is realistic.

1. I highly doubt that you would physically harm someone over a joke
2. I highly doubt that you would physically harm someone because of a different taste in playing cards

If I'm wrong with these two assumptions then;

3. I doubt that you would fly over to Germany to deliver what you promised
4. I doubt that you would be able to find me

And if I'm wrong with all these assumptions;

5. I doubt that you could really TKO me .

So again, won't happen. Where is my refund for a non delivered knuckle sandwich?!

In an alternate universe where all above #5 are untrue - #5 is also untrue.

You can't receive a refund for free services!

TwoPiece wrote:In an alternate universe where all above #5 are untrue - #5 is also untrue.

Now this is what is happening if one watches too much Dr. Strange (great movie)...

Damn, I am away from here waaaayy too long lol - I miss all you losers <3

shiroo56 wrote:

PipChick wrote:... as for late night munchies, Döner kebab is my go-to shitfaced food... mmmmm

I know it isn't news to most in here; but can we just take a second to appreciate what a classy gurl PipChick is!

oh yea babe - I'm super classy... classy AF

shiroo56 wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:Once you drop via TKO...

- won't happen

TwoPiece wrote:...I'll make sure you land on a pillow to prevent concussion/coma/death.

- I knew you have a soft spot. *hugs you even tighter*

Also, can I just say that I'm absolutely lovin' the fact that my reddit bae and UC bae are getting along so well... awww, I'm gushing over here lol - you two are just like the cutest couple ever and I'm glad to have brought y'all together (yes, I'm taking credit for that )

Merlebird wrote:

shiroo56 wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:...I'll make sure you land on a pillow to prevent concussion/coma/death.

I knew you have a soft spot.

Presumably on his head from being dropped as a small child.

omfg 'Bird - I love you so much

shiroo56 wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:In an alternate universe where all above #5 are untrue - #5 is also untrue.

Now this is what is happening if one watches too much Dr. Strange (great movie)...

My 2nd favorite 1st appearance in the MCU behind only Iron Man.

Huh. My second favorite first appearance in the MCU behind only Iron Man is Guardians of the Galaxy.

It's like... I hardly even know you.

PipChick wrote:Also, can I just say that I'm absolutely lovin' the fact that my reddit bae and UC bae are getting along so well... awww, I'm gushing over here lol - you two are just like the cutest couple ever and I'm glad to have brought y'all together (yes, I'm taking credit for that)

You definetly should take credit for that, my boo. And I’m so grateful. It is like I met a long lost brother in 2P. We are like Ying and Yang. I openly admit that I like fontaines - he hides his love for them behind his ultra serious “I hate them/they are garbage”-fassade.

shiroo56 wrote:

PipChick wrote:Also, can I just say that I'm absolutely lovin' the fact that my reddit bae and UC bae are getting along so well... awww, I'm gushing over here lol - you two are just like the cutest couple ever and I'm glad to have brought y'all together (yes, I'm taking credit for that)

You definetly should take credit for that, my boo. And I’m so grateful. It is like I met a long lost brother in 2P. We are like Ying and Yang. I openly admit that I like fontaines - he hides his love for them behind his ultra serious “I hate them/they are garbage”-fassade.

I can't even comment without being serious right now because my phone is being a worthless POS and I need a punching bag real bad...

Consider me flattered, Amy. That you'd openly admit I'm your UC "bae".

I f&*king hate that term, though...

TwoPiece wrote:Consider me flattered, Amy. That you'd openly admit I'm your UC "bae".

I f&*king hate that term, though...

Bae is right up there with YASSS for me.

BaconWise wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:Consider me flattered, Amy. That you'd openly admit I'm your UC "bae".

I f&*king hate that term, though...

Bae is right up there with YASSS for me.

Add "amaze-balls" to that list. My younger brother's fiance said it once, and I could not roll my eyes any harder.

I literally wanted to never hear from her or see her ever again after that moment, and yet, she's gonna be a legal relative soon...

TwoPiece wrote:Consider me flattered, Amy. That you'd openly admit I'm your UC "bae".

I f&*king hate that term, though...

weeellll... I should be clear that I *do* have a few UC baes lol... what can I say; I play favorites but I can't possible choose just one... I love y'all

PipChick wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:Consider me flattered, Amy. That you'd openly admit I'm your UC "bae".

I f&*king hate that term, though...

weeellll... I should be clear that I *do* have a few UC baes lol... what can I say; I play favorites but I can't possible choose just one... I love y'all

Doesn't that defeat the definition of "bae"..?

"Before Anyone Else" or whatever.

I'd rather be labelled as something else anyways.

TwoPiece wrote:Doesn't that defeat the definition of "bae"..?

"Before Anyone Else" or whatever.

I guess just like my values, I'm loose with those terms of endearment...

TwoPiece wrote:I'd rather be labelled as something else anyways.

aww, don't feel rejected 2pc, you're still very, very special... <3 <3 <3

TwoPiece wrote:Doesn't that defeat the definition of "bae"..?

"Before Anyone Else" or whatever.

Woof, there's a folk etymology I haven't seen before. No, "bae" is just a shortened form of "baby."

Merlebird wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:Doesn't that defeat the definition of "bae"..?

"Before Anyone Else" or whatever.

Woof, there's a folk etymology I haven't seen before. No, "bae" is just a shortened form of "baby."

Not according to my homies. While being a disgusting shortening of the term "babe" (not baby, which is okay, whereas "babe" is another awful common nickname) I am also being informed that it's an acronym for what I posted.

My homies are on the up-and-up, too. They know that gay s&*t.

PipChick wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:Doesn't that defeat the definition of "bae"..?

"Before Anyone Else" or whatever.

I guess just like my values, I'm loose with those terms of endearment...

TwoPiece wrote:I'd rather be labelled as something else anyways.

aww, don't feel rejected 2pc, you're still very, very special... <3 <3 <3

All previous flattering has been reduced to a single atom.

I am now saddened by the inclusive nature of your "endearment". I don't feel special. I feel used. Like an abandoned kitten.

TwoPiece wrote:All previous flattering has been reduced to a single atom.

I am now saddened by the inclusive nature of your "endearment". I don't feel special. I feel used. Like an abandoned kitten.

okay Big Daddy 2pc... Mr. Card King Castanova... Stud-Muffin SexyPants... Honey Bear Snookums... UC Lover Boy... I'm feelin' generous tonight and will entertain requests; what is your prefered term of endearment by which to indicate our oh so special relationship and my deep, devoted fondness for you, my love, 2pc??

Otherwise, I'm just gunna exclusively address you by any one or all of those above and then some, each getting either more sickeningly cutesy or increasingly vulgar... believe it or not, I can be really creative when it comes to these types of things...

your call, babe

TwoPiece wrote:

Merlebird wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:Doesn't that defeat the definition of "bae"..?

"Before Anyone Else" or whatever.

Woof, there's a folk etymology I haven't seen before. No, "bae" is just a shortened form of "baby."

Not according to my homies. While being a disgusting shortening of the term "babe" (not baby, which is okay, whereas "babe" is another awful common nickname) I am also being informed that it's an acronym for what I posted.

My homies are on the up-and-up, too. They know that gay s&*t.

No disrespect to your gay homies, but the interpretation of "bae" as "before anyone else" is a backronym. Bae/bay is attested years before the "acronym" showed up. Usage also fails to suggest any kind of monogamous relationship (consider those folks on social media who declare a rapid succession of different inanimate objects "bae"). False etymologies attesting origins in acronyms are common as dirt and just as dumb, and it's best to be skeptical of any such proposed etymology unless there's sound attestation to support it, sugartits.

Merlebird is the real UC bae around here <3

PipChick wrote:Merlebird is the real UC bae around here <3

I lost it at "sugartits"

It still gets dark around here during midnight but currently it's 3 am it's quite light outside, first rays of the sun coming from the east. Offical sunrise at 4.06 am so in less than an hour.

SUMMER IS COMING AND THE MAGIC OF THE NIGHTLESS NIGHTS OMG OMG OMG IT'S MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR.

Do you want to go to swim in the lake at 3 am? Sure, why not it's already bright as day so who cares! Do you want to spend the entire night just walking around, listening to music and daydreaming? You can because it does not get dark!

The warmth, the light, BBQ's, relaxed people, cottage life, sauna and swimming, the peaceful evenings, the magical nights omg omg omg

I guess it comes down to what you are used to but I think that would drive me nuts, or the flipside of the sun never coming up.

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Merlebird wrote:False etymologies attesting origins in acronyms are common as dirt and just as dumb, and it's best to be skeptical of any such proposed etymology unless there's sound attestation to support it, sugartits.

for being Amy's real UC bae

for setting the record straight and avoiding/fighting misinformation

for "sugartits"

to add some useless information "Bæ" is Dansk and means turd...

PipChick wrote:

TwoPiece wrote:All previous flattering has been reduced to a single atom.

I am now saddened by the inclusive nature of your "endearment". I don't feel special. I feel used. Like an abandoned kitten.

okay Big Daddy 2pc... Mr. Card King Castanova... Stud-Muffin SexyPants... Honey Bear Snookums... UC Lover Boy... I'm feelin' generous tonight and will entertain requests; what is your prefered term of endearment by which to indicate our oh so special relationship and my deep, devoted fondness for you, my love, 2pc??

Otherwise, I'm just gunna exclusively address you by any one or all of those above and then some, each getting either more sickeningly cutesy or increasingly vulgar... believe it or not, I can be really creative when it comes to these types of things...

your call, babe

We can pillow talk in private.

Merlebird wrote:No disrespect to your gay homies, but the interpretation of "bae" as "before anyone else" is a backronym. Bae/bay is attested years before the "acronym" showed up. Usage also fails to suggest any kind of monogamous relationship (consider those folks on social media who declare a rapid succession of different inanimate objects "bae"). False etymologies attesting origins in acronyms are common as dirt and just as dumb, and it's best to be skeptical of any such proposed etymology unless there's sound attestation to support it, sugartits.

My gay homies' ladies helped 'coin' the term, if you wanna look at it that way.

"_____ is bae" wouldn't translate to "_____ is babe".

Sugar Tits is 2 words, you donut.