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walrus wrote:more like a mix betwixt Canada and New Jersey.

So... wet beaver and tanning oil? Doesn't sound very good.

So, I'm looking for a tuck box manufacture to hold 64 cards of Bee stock and I get this :

"So did they already print your decks and then stick you on the boxes? If this is the case then this seems to be a standard scenario for them!! Someone should warn others - everyone on KS thinks they are so great but we try way harder - are more accessible - have great quality and better pricing. Dont mind me I am just a little frustrated as some of the great KS projects I would LOVE to print feel like they HAVE TO HAVE Bicycle cards. Just not a status quo person - that is why I run my own company LOL!"

What do you think? Reason why I'm looking is USPCC said they had a 3rd party vender in China who could make a box to hold 64 cards, but that turned out not to be the case. Now I'm searching again...

MagikFingerz wrote: ...wet beaver and tanning oil...

boy does that bring back the memories, eh? nudge nudge, wink wink? say no more!

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hello?

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(crickets)

Say no more sir, say no more.

I'm impressed, fellow python fans.

So when a Kickstarter campaign is criticized for being poorly planned or disorganized...
and the project creator responds with: "Believe us, we've totally thought of everything"...
"If we couldn't manage this, we would never promise"...

I find that completely reassuring, don't you???

Yeah, you hit the nail on the head there. Nothing makes me want to trust someone more than them telling me to trust them

I thought trust me and screw you were the same words in Svedeish

And I thought "trust me" and "you'll never get out of my basement alive" was the same in walrus speak

I know you are but what am I.

walrus wrote:I know you are but what am I.

What do you call a chain smoking dragon who owns several baseball referees?

Puffy The Umpire Slaver.

Today is a good day. I like to chain smoke puff the magic dragon...

If you look at the audience in this video, it seems some of the had puff the magic dragon in their minds...This was when it was raw and new; I dare you watch all of it. Can you imagine if you heard them for the first time at some StarBucks today. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC2tlNmz4ao"[/youtube]

This video is the commercialization of the song. You have to look at the past to see the deeper meaning... RIP Mary. Yea she is dead.

Stay Calm and Chive On

Yeah, i see what you mean...

those little kids were totally stoned off their asses!

MagikFingerz wrote:Yeah, you hit the nail on the head there. Nothing makes me want to trust someone more than them telling me to trust them

Hey - it works for trench coat wearing creepers by the playground, why not kickstarter where internet anonymity is all the rage. I mean even Kickstarter kind of has that same approach - they essentially say that while they can't control what a campaign creator does (distance from responsibility), it isn't in the best interest of hte campaign creator to screw anyone because it's a high profile site (trust this guy 'cause I'm popular). It's herd mentality, but then... everything is...an "autonomous collective", to play back into Python.

Oh, and I was on hiatus. I had to travel for work... yeah, auditors travel. The areas in which i can be paid to tell other people they're wrong and get paid doing it is boundless. But if it's any condolence, I missed me as much as any of you too.

Good to have you back, EJ. I'm stuck at home with some kind of flu myself, so I'm getting seriously bored here.

I'm back as well. I've been in Las Vegas doing my Fat Elvis Impersonation show. It went swimmingly, thanks for asking. excuse me while I go have a bacon and peanut butter sandwich

Here's a public service announcement to learn about our Canadian members

MagikFingerz wrote:Here's a public service announcement to learn about our Canadian members

LOL several times
Ah, those silly Canucks with their meters and kilograms, and hockey puck math... no wonder we beat them in three world wars!

Still, with snow like that it's almost worth a trip overseas!

I found them funny as well but then I saw they were posted by a Svede and I wanted to avoid an international incident so I stayed silent

walrus wrote:I found them funny as well but then I saw they were posted by a Svede and I wanted to avoid an international incident so I stayed silent

You avoiding an international incident? I guess there really is a first for everything

I always thought Walrus WAS an international incident...

th4mo wrote:I always thought Walrus WAS an international incident...

"An international incident" implies something only happened once

MagikFingerz wrote:

th4mo wrote:I always thought Walrus WAS an international incident...

"An international incident" implies something only happened once

I see! Like the U.S. military entering that one foreign country without, um... an invitation?

th4mo wrote:

MagikFingerz wrote:

th4mo wrote:I always thought Walrus WAS an international incident...

"An international incident" implies something only happened once

I see! Like the U.S. military entering that one foreign country without, um... an invitation?

when did we invade Sveden, I've been waiting for the day, this is so cool, thanks fomo, I have to dust off my Marine garb.

MagikFingerz wrote:

th4mo wrote:I always thought Walrus WAS an international incident...

"An international incident" implies something only happened once

The distinction between "once" and "continuously" is pretty fine...

montecarlojoe wrote:

MagikFingerz wrote:

th4mo wrote:I always thought Walrus WAS an international incident...

"An international incident" implies something only happened once

The distinction between "once" and "continuously" is pretty fine...

Fair point - the distinction between "happened" and "happening" isn't mutually exclusive from "once" and "always" - welfare as an example. It was meant to be temporary, a "one time thing" to wage an earlier war on an abstract noun (i.e. "poverty"), so.... yeah.... abstractions are the root of permanence in the face of things meant to be temporary.

But.... the way things are now, I wouldn't really say anything with Canada would be international or an incident. Canada is America's trucker hat... and Mexico, our epic beard. And I'm fairly certain the Dakotas are America's Mullet...and West Virginia probably mutton chops. The face of this country.... in a trailer park of parked trailers.

'Murica!

You forgot "Florida - America's wang"

(Courtesy of Mr H.J.Simpson)

montecarlojoe wrote:You forgot "Florida - America's wang"

(Courtesy of Mr H.J.Simpson)

We all do our best to forget Florida, but it rarely works...

This was back in 2001 when I was young, dumb, and full of cum. I basically tried to invent a new keyboard. It ended up costing me $5000 for a patent I could have gotten for $250 if I have gotten it myself. This is the first design,but I have made others and it has since changed. You have two roll balls on top, but your hands still grip the sides. I was going to change the "Qwerty Layout" to "ENOR TASI" which would be your home row keys. I figured if you used the most used charters in the English language for the home row it would be faster. Thought I would share this since I'm updating my photos on Facebook. When I made my second design my dad asked me what I was making. I said a new keyboard. He said it looked like a pair of tits. I thought wow! I'll sell millions since the sides and base was going to be made of "Fellows Gell" Hence the two roll balls being nipples.