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Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:20 am
by walrus
I know Sean was the man but I have to go with Pierce as he was a true Irishman.
The Colonies or England
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:06 pm
by dazzleguts
The "colonies" you imperialist swine!
By the way, I would have chosen the horse-sized duck. Imagine the sound!
The devil's backbone
or
a Mexican hat?
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:19 am
by walrus
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine but I look so damn good in Mexican Garb.
Israel or Iran
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:54 pm
by dazzleguts
Iran, uran, we all ran from the wrathful walrus. (or should that be swam?)
Lizzie Borden
or
the Headless Horseman
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:28 am
by walrus
Damn, two great Americans to choose from, I guess I will go with Lizzie, it took some dedication to swing that axe 40 times, must have been DNA soup up in that piece.
Norwegians who have man crushes on Keanu Reeves or wanna be Italian assasssassins.
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:20 pm
by Assassino13
Norwegians with man-crushes on Keanu Reeves because wannabe Italian Assassins ruin my good name.
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:08 pm
by dazzleguts
Once again Assassino, you give us no choice. The thread must go on!
Canoe
or
steamboat
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:05 pm
by Assassino13
Steamboat (and dammit I always forget that!)
Tally-Ho Circle or Fan Back?
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:38 pm
by MagikFingerz
Fan Backs all the way, baby! And a tip of the hat to our resident mediterranean hitman
Free weights or machines? (this one has a right answer...)
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:58 am
by walrus
You can hang more clothing on machines.
plotting to overthrow the universe or planting daisies.
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:15 pm
by MagikFingerz
Bah, you're just being a douche on purpose with that answer.
Plotting to overthrow the universe is such a hassle. And daisies smell great.
"The bigger the better" or "it's how you use it"?
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:58 pm
by walrus
Well, I am Irish so definetly how you use it.
Male enhancement surgery or dating petite women
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:39 pm
by MagikFingerz
Dating petite women would be my answer regardless of the other option.
Condoms or vasectomy?
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:42 pm
by walrus
I'm Catholic, so I have to skip that one, either that or go to confession.
or
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:49 am
by Chozo Tull
walrus wrote:E they have a better forum.
T.S. Elliot or Dr. Seuss.
Eliot*
Sorry I am a bit like that.
all the way
Green or black ?
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:11 pm
by walrus
I see a red door and I want to paint it black. No colors anymore I want them to be black
I see the girls go by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness
goes.
Live long and prosper or lifes short party hardy biatch
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:17 pm
by Assassino13
Lifes short so party!
Microsoft word or pages?
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:14 pm
by walrus
I guess Microsoft word.
email or pen and paper
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:13 pm
by walrus
Pen and paper because I want to jump start this one. Perhaps I can throw people off and quietly win the Last person to post thread.
Norway or Zimbabwe.
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:48 pm
by MagikFingerz
Not as long as I'm still around.
And Norway, of course
Seal or sealion?
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:04 pm
by walrus
That is a tough one. Those damn Sealions are like line backers. I do better in a fight with an outboard motor than one of dem deir sumbitches. As much as I hate to write it Seal (Walrus)
Pump with a broken handle or no internet porn.
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:04 pm
by jriffel
Pump with a broken handle. Then I wouldn't have to use it... won't strain my lover. Life withour Internet porn??? Unthinkable.
Internet Porn or 3 Concubines ?
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:09 am
by walrus
Hmm..another tough one. I will have to go with Internet porn as I fear the concubines might actually want to conversate. Did you say they were mute?
Monkey on your back or bird in your hand.
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:03 am
by dazzleguts
Bird in the hand. It's easier to wash the sh*t off.
:idea:cyclopean or :shock:binocular
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:50 pm
by walrus
Binoculars, better for stalking you.
Burned at the stake or drawnand quartered.
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:08 pm
by dazzleguts
Having my portrait drawn for a quarter might get pretty ugly, and I hate being cold, so I'll go for the toasty stake.
the Corporate Cranium
or
bewildered imagination
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:57 am
by walrus
bewilderment, I spend a lot of time there.
Walrus or Irianaian mudskipper.
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:04 pm
by dazzleguts
Muuuudy, mudskipper!
teleportation
or
Portaging
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:07 pm
by walrus
Teleportation, I would love to get up and out of here.
biatches or ho's
Re: THIS or THAT
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:21 am
by dazzleguts
I always got a hoot out of that Dr. Seuss classic "Horton Hires A Ho"
Gerald McBoing-Boing
or
The Hoober-Bloob Highway