bamabenz wrote:You guys can bitch, but Jackson knows what he's doing.
Jackson knows what he's doing? Really?
JR: Hey UC, to make up for my non-functional, un-playable Moriarty deck, I'll make it up to you somehow. I know, I'll print
another v.2 deck (you know, so you can shovel more money my way). To help ease the sting, I'll never
ever sell the v.1 deck (you know, because its non-functional and un-playable) except this one time (you know, so you can shovel more money my way) and hand sign each deck and put a special seal on it (you know, so I can dump this excess stock that won't sell anyways).
UC: Uh, where's your signature, JR? And what's with this crappy sticker?
JR: I never promised to hand sign the decks to
anyone...else (you know, except you guys here at UC). I decided to
change directions (you know, without telling you guys) and not sign any. Sorry. I'll make it up to you somehow. I know, everyone who
wasn't promised a signed deck
won't get one, and everyone who
was promised a signed deck (you know, only you guys here at UC)
won't get one as well (you know, 'cause I have to treat everyone
equally). Holy Buddha, I'm really trying to figure out how to respond to you guys. How dare you bitch at me!
A few weeks pass
JR: Hey UC, I'm selling the KW Tally Ho's (you know, so you can shovel more money my way) on my shiny new pre-ordering site (you know, the one dressed up as crowd-funding). Now I never called this a staple deck. Huh? What? Oh, I
did call it a staple deck here at UC? Thanks for pointing that out, Strag. OK, well, I'm super excited to be able to bring you guys a fully custom deck at a
lower price point of $8 (you know, plus $4 shipping). I'm using my very own fulfillment company for shipping and this is my very own crowd-funding site (you know, so that if there's
any money being shoveled, its
all coming
my way). And these are
unlimited, so anyone who wants one can get one (you know, so you can shovel more money my way). Am I not a swell guy for bringing you a cheaper fully custom deck?
UC: Wow, a fully custom deck from JR for $8! Gee whiz, JR is such a swell guy. I'm gonna start shoveling money JR's way and put my pre-order in for....waaait a minute! All of JR's fully custom, limited decks with totally blinged up tuck boxes were
$12 shipped. These fully custom,
non-limited KW Tallys are...
$12 shipped. And from the pictures on your pre-sale site, the tuck boxes don't even look that blinged up. And you're not releasing the red version (c'mon, we all know its coming) at the same time so we have to pay your very own shipping and fulfillment company even more money. And after this pre-sale is over, you're going to charge
even more money for this unlimited, staple deck? Say it ain't so, JR! Can you give us an explanation why this $12 unlimited deck is cheaper than your $12 limited decks on Kickstarter?!?
JR: ***crickets chirping***
Obviously the above is meant to be satire, but I sincerely hope this isn't Jackson knowing what he's doing...
TGunitedcardists wrote:Lackluster? I think it's the opposite. I think it's a cash cow.
I think Sher already did an excellent job running the numbers to prove it isn't up to Jackson's past standards on Kickstarter. The market has a way of correcting, and people will begin to realize $12 for an unlimited deck is not worth it, plus I doubt he's going to see very robust sales of this deck after his campaign ends when he's going to charge even more for this unlimited deck.
Jackson is a talented guy, so I'm sure his sales on his site for future decks will be decent, but perhaps not great. I guess only time will tell if he would've had more success on Kickstarter instead of his own "crowd-funding" site. What is definite is that he over-priced these KW Tally Ho's (which were supposed to be his
cheaper custom decks) and this hasn't performed to his past standards on Kickstarter.