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You're right. We just kill it.

It would make your job easier though, if you could just make people die laughing.

It would take away the fun of sinking cold steel into warm flesh though.

Find a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

I am a proffesional loafer. Probably one of the best. It does not pay that well but at least
it sucks.

Oh don't get me wrong I LOVE assassination.

But doesn't it kind of mess up your shoes?

Dat italian suede...

Blue, blue, blue sued shoes.

Whoa! We have a new contender.

The more the merrier.

(Or is it the other way around ?)

It really does mess with my shoes.

Chozo Tull wrote:The more the merrier.

(Or is it the other way around ?)

Only if you're talking about rabbits.

Pardon me, I've got nothing to say.

walrus wrote:Pardon me, I've got nothing to say so I'll probably lose.

Fixed.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

PS if you alter one of my posts again I will beat you half to death let you recover
then finish the job. Have you ever been tusked

walrus wrote:Have you ever been tusked

Is that code?

I will need to consult with my good buddy Mr. Ben Dover in order to answer your inquiry regarding code.

Trust me, you do not want to get tusked.

Assassino13 wrote:Thrust me, you do not want to get tusked.

Did I get that right?

MagikFingerz wrote:

Assassino13 wrote:Thrust me, you do not want to get tusked.

Did I get that right?

OMG, Finger of Magic, that one is classic. Yo Mama biatch

Man, it must be so cool being a ghetto walrus.

It's harder than you think.

That, btw, is also what yo mama said last night.

Oh man! Shit just got real.

Do they even have ghettos in Norway. When someone talks about Norway I think of a very White country. I can not be sure as finger of magic has yet to invite me over for chittlins. FYI Ghettos actually came about in Italy as a place Jewish folk would be placed. Despite what we think of it today it has its roots in antisemetic ideology. Please do not google my FYI I am going by memory but I know I am on the correct track.

Norway has the world’s highest living standards according to the UN.

And yes, it's filled with arian viking spawn like myself.

What the **** is chittlins?

It's what us cool cats do.

Chittlins are a traditional southern food. Poular in soul food
I would be careful taking what the UN to seriously. Hey said they only needed three guys
with blue helmets to restore order in Rwanda. Going by that I would have to say Orway may be
last in living standards. All you tiny countries try to buck up to the US. What has Norway brought the world. We brought it Jack Daniels Marlboro Coca Cola and Nukes need I say any more biatch. Next time some crazy dictator is knocking at your door feel free to give us a call. We will send a few Marines over to bust a cap in his ass which also happens to be what I did to yo mama last night.

From my days in the navy, I hear Norwegian marines wipe the floor with American ones.

And as to what we brought to the world: The cheese slicer, nuff said.

Btw, nukes? Really? Gee, thanks >_>