Last person to post wins. . . . .

[walrus]

You are right MJ. He means well just as Lucifer meant well when he rose up.

[MagikFingerz]

Coming up on 900, wally. Will there be a sweech? We haven't had one for a while...

[walrus]

Svinger I am stuck using my old kindle right now as someone (beats me who...he he)
and my computer has a virus. To be honest I can not even see how many posts I have
on this small screen.

[MagikFingerz]

I guess you shouldn't make a sweech so close to 1k anyway.

Only 105 to go

[walrus]

Yes, when I rejoin the addiction state at 1,000 it shall be a major acheivment. The only problem is I have made so many stupid sveeches I am running out of material. Surely, this one will need to be the "mother of all Sveeches". I shall to my best not to let my followers down, Sviatches.

[Magic_Orthodoxy]

yes by all means people, re-upload your avatar. It's time.... you could create a whole new identity. Let me suggest some.

[MagikFingerz]

Yes, when I rejoin the addiction state at 1,000 it shall be a major acheivment. The only problem is I have made so many stupid sveeches I am running out of material. Surely, this one will need to be the "mother of all Sveeches". I shall to my best not to let my followers down, Sviatches.

Well, don't let the pressure get to you. I'm sure the sweech will come to you naturally.

[walrus]

Yes Sveech 1000 shall be one for the ages. Even better, two people may read it. It seems Mr. Unorthodox has joined us. Although we do not know if he can make it to the late rounds he does seem pretty nuts which makes him fit right in. What do you think Svinger, should we watch him for a while or should we welcome him to the fold. He keeps talkig about pirates, I hope he is not a butt pirate but hey, it is a free world. Anyway, welcome to you Mr. Unorthodox, maybe you can be my BFF

[MagikFingerz]

Both. We should welcome him in and keep him under watch just in case. Yes, nuts is a prerequisite here.

PS. Wally, you go through BFF's like Larry King goes through wives, you slut.

[walrus]

Both. We should welcome him in and keep him under watch just in case. Yes, nuts is a prerequisite here.

PS. Wally, you go through BFF's like Larry King goes through wives, you slut.

You are such a jealous butt pirate, Mr. pillow biter

[MagikFingerz]

There's no need to be so crude just because I don't change BFF more often than my socks. Swiatch.

[walrus]

Don't worry Svinger. Ever since Dazz and I drifted apart (I guess it wa not meant to be) You are and always will be my #1 BFF. I look forward to seeing you during my trip to Sveden this year. I am married but I think we can still spoon. At one time I spooned with Assy but I do not know where he is.

[MagikFingerz]

#1? You can't have more than one, you know. After that it's just FF, or even just F.

[walrus]

Oh damn I must be old school. If I can only have one BFF I guess you are «THE ONE»

[Magic_Orthodoxy]

ooh a Neo joke. Burn. OH! Did you know that according to the Wachowski brothers (the Matrix diretors), "Neo is Thomas Anderson's potential self."
The name Thomas is Hebrew and means "twin." As Agent Smith tells Neo in the movie, "It appears you have been living two lives." As Thomas, he unknowingly lives inside the matrix and works for a software company. But as Neo, he is a computer hacker who wakes up in the real world.

Neo is referred to as "the One" (like in your joke). And in the book "The Secret Language of Dreams," (an inspiration for the movie) it states that the number 1 represents "the prime mover from which all manifest creation flows, the single principle from which diversity is born. In dreams it may represent the source of all life, the ground of being..."

Neo's full name in the matrix is Thomas A. Anderson. The last name means "Son of Man" or "Man's Son. (both refer also to the Biblical Messiah.)
Also, in Christian theology, Jesus Christ is the Messiah (Son of God, Son of Man, "Light of The World") who saves mankind from its sins. In the Bible, Jesus dies on the cross, but later is resurrected and ascends up to heaven. Christ translates from Hebrew into "Anointed One."
In the movie, Neo dies [is shot to death] but later comes back to life; and at the end of the movie, a ressurected Neo flies up into the sky.

Trippy huh?

Am I still talking?

[walrus]

Holy Cow you just scared me Mr. Orthopedic.

[Magic_Orthodoxy]

I REALLY like the Matrix movies. I was Neo 2x for Halloween

[walrus]

I always wear a plastic garbage and tell everyone I am white trash.

PS you will get on well with Svinger as he also is a big time Matrix fan.

[Magic_Orthodoxy]

I know it's been a while since you've heard any word from me so..... "Galoshes."

[CBJ]

POUTINE!!!!


if you don't know.. look it up

[Magic_Orthodoxy]

I love french fries .... and gravy?

[CBJ]

I love french fries .... and gravy?

and cheese!!!

[MagikFingerz]

ooh a Neo joke. Burn. OH! Did you know that according to the Wachowski brothers (the Matrix diretors), "Neo is Thomas Anderson's potential self."
The name Thomas is Hebrew and means "twin." As Agent Smith tells Neo in the movie, "It appears you have been living two lives." As Thomas, he unknowingly lives inside the matrix and works for a software company. But as Neo, he is a computer hacker who wakes up in the real world.

Neo is referred to as "the One" (like in your joke). And in the book "The Secret Language of Dreams," (an inspiration for the movie) it states that the number 1 represents "the prime mover from which all manifest creation flows, the single principle from which diversity is born. In dreams it may represent the source of all life, the ground of being..."

Neo's full name in the matrix is Thomas A. Anderson. The last name means "Son of Man" or "Man's Son. (both refer also to the Biblical Messiah.)
Also, in Christian theology, Jesus Christ is the Messiah (Son of God, Son of Man, "Light of The World") who saves mankind from its sins. In the Bible, Jesus dies on the cross, but later is resurrected and ascends up to heaven. Christ translates from Hebrew into "Anointed One."
In the movie, Neo dies [is shot to death] but later comes back to life; and at the end of the movie, a ressurected Neo flies up into the sky.

Trippy huh?

Am I still talking?

Yeah, I know. We actually watched The Matrix at church for my Confirmation (I linked it since I have no idea how well known that thing is).

[walrus]

Damn, I had things to do this eve and I come back to this. You guys are out of your smurfin minds. Haldol anyone?

[MagikFingerz]

POUTINE!!!!


if you don't know.. look it up

I thought you said "putain" at first

[walrus]

Poontang HA HA clap clap weee

[MagikFingerz]

Poontang HA HA clap clap weee

Damn, what are you on lately? Whatever it is, I want it.

[walrus]

Haldol

[MJF]

I love french fries .... and gravy?

and cheese!!!

Damnit man! I just finished walking 2 miles on my treadmill... and you had to go and post that for me to see??? EVIL!!!

[MagikFingerz]

Damnit man! I just finished walking 2 miles on my treadmill... and you had to go and post that for me to see??? EVIL!!!

Better start running then