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What about that little guy on your shoulder? Yes, I can see him too.

I found it
http://sveden.tumblr.com/

BRAVO Dukenukem Bravissimo

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Damn you, I am an American, you know we are not good with numbers, or letters, or drugs and it looks like we are really smurfed up when it comes to firearms, actually, the firearm part is not true, we just have a lot of crazy people, damn Fidel and his boats of criminals.

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ORANGE clap clap clap

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walrus wrote:looks like we are really smurfed up when it comes to firearms, actually, the firearm part is not true, we just have a lot of crazy people, damn Fidel and his boats of criminals.

I over hear the start of Gun Control in America:

There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said: "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer!

Hmmm.....this Dukenukem has some good material.

Damn yeast infections

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Purple, wee wee wee clap clap ha ha ha.

Damn BFF Svinger. Four posts to go. Damn, I have a lot of running around to do today. I really wanted to see the big 1,000. No matter what title you reach, you will always be a sviatch.

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Oooooh, 997, so momentous. I can not wait. My little Svinger is a success

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EDIT: 1

1000!

Oh snap, you did it. It is the like the first Svede to walk on the lunar surface. Congrats on this momentous occasion. Great to see the meme of the "basement kids". Were you wearing a clown outfit when you took the pictures? Did you put a lot of Tylenol PM's in their soda. Nice that you took off the restraints and let them enjoy the day.
I am honered to have you as my BFF. At one time, Dazz was my BFF but we broke up but it is alright as you are my new BFF Too bad Assy is not here to enjoy this moment. I guess his stint in Juvenile Hall is substantial.
I am looking forward to seeing you when I tavel to Sveden this summer. I will just need to be careful that you do not load up my beverage with Tylenol PM's.
Once again, congrats pal, someday, I want to be just like you. (God I hope not) In honor of this moment I will not call you Sviatch for a while.

OK times up sviatch

*Stands up* My name is Tom, and I'm a UC addict.

Hello Tom, Keep comming, it works if you work it so work it your worth it. Remember, this is a day at a time program. All we have is today. If you have one foot in yesterday and the other in tomorrow you are pissing all over today. It is a simple program, don't buy cards, call your sponsor (me ) and go to meetings. My phone number is the same as Mr. T's- Fee Fee Fou Fee Fee Fou Fou, call anytime, you can not do this alone. Remeber, we are powerless over playing cards and our lifes have become unmanagable.

So, um, is there like a 12 step program I need to go through or something?

I just hope one of them isn't 'making amends', because I really don't want to apologize to that swiatch wally.

Now now now Svinger. Do not have contempt proir to investigation. The amends is not until step 5. First I need you to take a searching and fearless moral inventory. In order to do anything we first need you to go through "playing card withdrawl" This can be difficult, but you are not alone. As far as the amends go, I would not forgive you anyway you little sviatch ass smufsucker

Edit: Svinger is hanging from a tree holding a branch with one hand and has a beer in the other, how does one get Svinger out of said tree? Wave to Svinger

Funny, but I would never wave if I had a beer in my hand. It would disrupt my drinking. And why would I hold on to a branch when I could be holding another beer? Your jokes are full of logical fallacies, swiatch.

Seems like you are getting a little upity Uncle Tom. 1,000 going to your small head. I am not far behind

Neener neener, you can't catch me

neener neener ha ha ha clap clap weee

Did you finally snap?

Hey guys, quick update with me. I'm pretty good. How are you?

Assy, stop the BS, tell us what is going on.