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Nei nei, that's sWeden - a horrible nation ruled by maniacal walruses (hence the W).

Sveden is like a scandinavian Shangri-La. Don't you know anything?

Hey, You are making me nervous. 30 posts to go and you may have a new title. I do not know if I should slow down posting here, or post a lot when you are sleeping (when you are not on a meth binge) I can not fall behind a sVede. You Africans are sneaky. The US may not be #1 in education or low crime but we do lead in drug use and the ability to kick some serious ASS.

Good luck with that, my sleeping pattern is about as predictable as the menstrual cycle of a female russian weightlifter

Hey, do not make fun of Russians. It is not funny to make fun of someones nationality.

L - O - smurfin' - L!

Damn Svinger, Do you know what new title will be bestowed upon you when the magic 1,000 comes to pass. Could it be Sviatch ass hoe? Dirty no good Svede? Child toucher in charge? I can think of so many. The anticipation is hopefully killing you, slowly and painfully.

Dude, while you're having more paranoia than a smurf on meth, I'm chillin' like a sleepless stoner i Seattle.

Damn, dem deir dogs are lightweights. My cat Baxter could smoke them under the table.

"My" being the key word. Any pet of yours would be a natural substance abuser

Look at this I am getting lectured about substance abuse by the biggest alcoholic in
Finnland.

Consider it a rare privilege.

Perhaps, but not that helpful.

Oh, well, excuse ME, santa's little smurfy helper!

This is not a time for overeating, overdrinking or casual sex with farm animals so be warned SvingerfromSveden.

What are we suppost to do on Friday night then?

Have you tried Svede sniping? They move really slow so you can get a good body count.

walrus wrote:This is not a time for overeating, overdrinking or casual sex with farm animals so be warned SvingerfromSveden.

Those are the only things my life consists of apart from posting in this thread. Oh well, I guess I'll win for sure now

Alright, I will lift my ban on farm animals, that should keep you distracted.

Hmm... I wonder if there are any walrus farms nearby?

I was expecting you to post a meme of a goat, you sick Sviatch

The interwebz severely lack walrus memes. If meme-making was paid work, I could make bank off of the material in this thread alone.

That is true svinger, if you make 1,000,000 Svede bucks you will have like 5USD. You might be able to buy a brewski.

Ah big deal, when someone says we need to pay them back we just show them a few aircraft carriers and say, what now sviatch.

That's like me borrowing money from you, using them to buy a bat, and then when you ask for it back...

Yeah, I guess that works.

Yeah, high crime, bad at math, love overspending, drugs all over this piece yo, screwing up other countries (not as bad as the English.) I guess America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.

We talk way too much about America in this thread. Not as much as Sveden, but then again you can never talk too much about Sveden. Many a time have I dreamed about being the one who discovers that mystical land. If we ever found it and showed it to the world, I think even Americans would recognize its awesomeness.

Hold on, let me think about that.....nah, I do not think we would give a smurf.

You say that now, but just wait. You'll see...

My mouth says no but my eyes say yes