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Very good words of wisdom Ibby. That is why I do not go to the UK to kick Svingers ass. Too many germs on planes. I would take a rowboat to Jordan to chill with my homie Ibby but you guys got them mad camels with those nasty fleas.

P.S.- Ibby, do not listen to too much Western music. We would not want you Middle Easterners to actually become cool. Like us over here in the Great Satan as the Ayatohlla calls us, damn, that guy was a Sviatch

My favorite Lonely Island song is still Dick In A Box. Instant classic.

walrus wrote:Very good words of wisdom Ibby. That is why I do not go to the UK to kick Svingers ass. Too many germs on planes. I would take a rowboat to Jordan to chill with my homie Ibby but you guys got them mad camels with those nasty fleas.

P.S.- Ibby, do not listen to too much Western music. We would not want you Middle Easterners to actually become cool. Like us over here in the Great Satan as the Ayatohlla calls us, damn, that guy was a Sviatch

Actually guys you know NOTHING about us
we are Way COOL than you guys
all your information about us is from stupid OLD movies and stupid TV
we don't use CAMELS
we put them in the desert so stupid tourists give us there money just to try 'em
and about music
can you notice that I can speak English but you can't do the same in Arabic

Hey knucklehead Ibby Do you mean Al Jezera lies. I watch that. I do speak Chinese and Spanish. I leave Arabic to the CIA. I do like how you guys cover up your women, certainly cuts down on lust. It has been downhill with our women ever since we gave them the right to vote (except for the three I have locked in my basement. ) As far as TV goes, everything on it is 100% true, that and the internet do not lie. By the way, when I was touring China I rode a camel. Not to comfortable but I understand you people need to get to your wells somehow. God knows it is to far to walk. Alright Ibby, when is our next conference in Geneva?

All right all you Saskwiatches (that's the biggest Qybah you can be). That's enough of these international squabblings. You should all know that people in the cities of Jordan ride around in the biggest/fastest/most gas guzzling vehicles known to man. It's time to get back down to the serious business of this thread. Russell and CBJ, set a time for the closing of the thread. We will gird our loins (and whatever else we may enjoy girding) and prepare for the end. (or a falling piano, whichever comes first)

Dazz, you've been away for too long to be coming in here and start to boss everyone around.

WTF Mrs. Ghandi. I am trying to cause an international incident. If I play my cards correct I may be able to start a war betwixt Jordan and Finnland. You stay out of this. I do not need Canada getting into, you are to close to our border and the last thing we need are a bunch of Canucks running to us for cover. If Canada was any good it would be our 51st state. Our flag would be all lopsided, we do not need that. Who the hell are you anyway, I saw your name and I was like WTF, another newbie. Anyway, hope you are well, my beloved

That wally, such a charmer...

Such a warm welcome. It's good to be back. Like Assassyssassino I have much going on in life at the moment, some of which has left me without much humour to share, but I have been enjoying reading all yours.

Walrus...Mrs. Ghandi?!? That would be a bad night's drinking I don't remember. Wouldn't make a good husband anyways - I hear he didn't put out. And he's been dead my whole life. Don't make us burn down the white house again, nice as it would be too stand around a warm fire and roast marshmallows I don't feel like making the trip. Maybe in the summer, unless that plane trip is on?

And look at that, MagikFingerz iz pointing his finger. Really not polite. You all need to learn some manners - I think I have a picture book around here that's very informative and won't strain your wee brains. Something to do with PeeWee Herman's Playhouse. Now there's a man who knew how to behave in public.

tennis anyone?

Dazz, never worry about not having something fun to say here. In cases like that I resort to sarcasm or insults. Either one seems to be just fine. No one takes me serious enough to get pissed at me but someday they will see the Wrath of the Walrus.

Actually, that particular finger belongs to Joseph Ducreux. His self portrait always brings a smile to my face, I thought maybe it would to yours as well. On top of that quoting Ice Cube, well paraphrasing as one usually do when captioning that pic, but anyway.

Dazz, do not remind me of the war of 1812. Many Americans forget we were invaded by foreign armies. Not only the War of 1812 but during WW2 (the big one) the Japanese invaded Alaska which was a US territory at the time. We were able to fight off Norways attempted invasion in 2007. And of course we had those prick ass hoes on 9/11. Actually, during the Civil War the South was able to attack Vermont staging from Canada (thanks again Canucks) and let us not forget Gettysburg. Damn, what a bunch of Sviatches.

Oh yeah, Mexican American American War also but I think that was a set up by James K Polk much like the gulf of Tonkin which I believe was LBJ.

Damn, no wonder we need such a powerful Miltary (the worst in the world except for all the others) everyone wants to smurf with the US.

Wally, have you seen this thing called "the edit button"?

It's kinda neat, you should check it out sometime

Why, this is the last person to post. The more posts I have, the greater my chances of wearing down my few opponents.

walrus wrote:Why, this is the last person to post. The more posts I have, the greater my chances of wearing down my few opponents.

You really did do a lot of drugs back in the day, didn't you? Last person to post means that only the last post counts. Like they say in 300 (and what an awesome movie that is) "Where numbers count for nothing".

Though upping your total post count could seem intimidating, I've already got you beat there

Hey, I was not doing drugs, I was merely altering my perception. The world needed a tune up and I could think of no better way. In retrospect it may not have been the wisest move. I should have just moved to a socialist country (Sveden) where all the goofballs are naturally high. Dude, you are over halfway to to 1,000. You are the man (not) you smurfin rock (nope) you are my hero (not even maybe) long may you live (I hope not).

I'm going for quality, not quantity. That's why my victory here is assured.

Fin have you seen Ducreux's self portrait where he's stretching and yawning? Those works always do make me smile. His contemporary, Messerschmidt, made some truly bizarre expressive self portrait busts too. I wonder which of them got the idea first.

Wally I have to agree the world is lousy as it is. Perhaps it needs a change of perception. If all humanity had one collective head we could hit it and bring it to it's senses, or at least offer it a toke.

HA...200 posts!


Well, maybe a little bit of quantity to go with that quality.

walrus wrote:Hey, I was not doing drugs, I was merely altering my perception. The world needed a tune up and I could think of no better way. In retrospect it may not have been the wisest move. I should have just moved to a socialist country (Sveden) where all the goofballs are naturally high. Dude, you are over halfway to to 1,000. You are the man (not) you smurfin rock (nope) you are my hero (not even maybe) long may you live (I hope not).

I've been over halfway to 1000 for a while actually, since I passed 500

Hey look, I can post again. I thought the Svinn or Canuck blocked me out. Looks like we ran off the Jordanian. Just as well, it was starting to get like a B.S. Michael Jackson Song (We are the world) up in this piece.

Isn't it "Heal the world"?

Hey, maybe you could do a remake of a classic MJ song, "Walrus in the mirror"

Hmmmm.....Why am I not surprised you are so familiar with MJ's music? How is your sound proofed basement. Do you still invite the kids over for Tylenol PM tastings.

You don't have to like the person to appreciate the music they make. Just look at Mick Jagger, damn he is one ugly swiatch.

Even worse Bob Dylan, or any Svedish svinger, not that I have heard of any other than the famous Tenor Olaf.

I'm still wondering where this strange land of Sveden actually is. Is it like the mythical Ká-Nadá?

Look on your map you geographically callenged Swazi, it is right next to Svorway, Ja Ja, Sviatch.