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Smurfin Walruses and Jordanians (had to look that one up lol).

You forgot to make it green.

Life’s good, you should get one.

Yeah Svinger, leave my buddy Ibby alone. He and I are meeting in Geneva (Sveneva) to work out a plan for peace between the Muslims and Christians. Here we are bringing peace to the masses and what are you doing? Making stupid posts, Sviatch.

There must be really large apples in your neck of the wood fingers for theses to be 3 apples tall

Yeah, they're called Viking apples.

I am kind of scared as I understood that.

Don't be scared, wally. You are simply evolving.

From once being a slow-witted sea mammal, you are now... a slightly less slow-witted sea mammal

Damn, I guess at this point I am a little smarter than you.

Zing! Nice one.

Now you just have to get over those undersized tusks of yours.

I just bought a Hummer so I am feeling pretty good

A hummer, eh? You didn't go for one of these then?

Mmm...nice. I was with this paid escort and she said I may need to get a car dealership.

Do it. You can call it "Wacky Walrus' Wild Car Deals"

Crazy Walrus, he is practically giving cars away.

"Crazy Walrus"? No no, it has to start with the same letter, everyone knows that. Maybe you're not evolving after all.

Wild Walrus the Svede killer, that will bring them in.

Until they see the size of your tusks and realize you can barely kill a fly with those things.

Yeah but I make a good prison bunky Sviatch.

I'll give you that one

Good, I am glad you got that one. I know you and the Jordanians are a bit slow

Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed.

PS. One-liners galore

Hey Svinger, I thought Ibby was my pal but things went awry during our peace meeting in Geneva. I had to give him Norway as part of our peace deal. He offered me Iran in return but who the hell wants that.

Ok, but I have to warn you: We will not go peacefully

Though nothing can be worse than being part of Sweden (yes, with a w) like we were up until 1905.

Yes, when a country can be over run by Sveden or any other country with a V it does not say much for them. Hey Svinger, is absenthe legal in your country. I always wanted to try it. If it is legal could you send me a bottle, just take the label off and put on a diffent one. I am sure you have 4,000 empties to choose from. I will trade you one VORTEX DECK for one bottle of Absenthe. I am not sure the deck will make it to you. If US customs finds it I will be arrested for sending our National treasures out of the Country.

I was checking out Sharpies sales thread and noticed he is selling VORTEX DECKS for 20USD. That is a bargain at twice he price. Do you want to go in and split a gross. I like to rub VORTEX DECKS over my body at night, actually day, night, afternoon, as long as I can rub it on my chest, anytime is a good time.. Alright, if you will excuse me I have to rub a VORTEX DECK on my chest now. My wife and I use it to "spice things up." a few Vortex cards, some whips. chains and whipcream and I am good to go. It compensates for my "Irish Curse."

Damn, you've got more issues than I realized...

Unfortunately, Norway has pretty strict laws on alcohol. Anything above 60% (120 proof?) is illegal, and I believe absinthe is 80% usually. Like I've said earlier, you should stop by Amsterdam. They are very liberal across the board.

Also, I just broke 900, swiatch.

Alright, I do not want absinthe anyway, I just wanted to verify that you guys are still run by the Nazis. I do not know how you got so many posts. I found out this forum has other sections and I have actually been posting some normal posts. These people talk about playing cards for some reason. I spend a lot of time posting here so I do not know how you are kicking my ass in the numbers so bad. Still, when it comes to quality posts I certainly got you beat, Sviatch with a V.

Whatever makes you sleep at night, keep telling yourself that