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Are you forgetting my job Dazz? For that is not out of the question.

Bring it.

Please. "The One" is so far under my level that he cannot even reverse time.

I guess I'll just settle for punching you back to last week.

Do not make me summon my Persona on you.

Don't make me summon my walrus on you.

FYI- A gay Walrus is a happy Walrus

Speaking of gay, Keanu Reeves is so gay he can not even drive straight.

He is so gay he excretes rainbows out of his anus.

Keanu Reeves was better as Ted than Neo.

walrus wrote:FYI- A gay Walrus is a happy Walrus

Speaking of gay, Keanu Reeves is so gay he can not even drive straight.

He is so gay he excretes rainbows out of his anus.

You know you could probably charge admission for that.

I wouldn't believe you.

An italian assassin in denial? Classic.

Please, we do not deny anything.

But you see, I WILL win. To quote a friend of mine: "It is inevitable".

To quote a friend of mine: "That's not true, sir."

You are, daydream beleivers and homecomming queens.

You ordered the code red.

To quote another friend of mine: "Balls."

To quote a friend of mine "Listen to the color of your dreams." Take that you simple Biatches.

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to speak of many things."

So, this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper

More banging, less whimpering.

I vote for bang as well.

By the power of the Book of Necronomicon, I call on Cthulhu to curse the next poster!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Your choice of curse:

May the fleas of a thousand dogs infest your armpits.

or

May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket.

IGet out of here with your heathen BS. Your lame curse has no effecton me. Hey what is this
in my pocket

It's your ear.

I SAID: IT'S YOUR EAR!

Untrue. It is obviously his tusk.

No way that would fit in his pocket.

Unless he's, as they say, poorly equipped

You two are so lucky I am on the East Coast at the moment. Finger of magic, stop making fun of my Walrushood. I only mate once a year anyway. I do have 3,872 little Walrus' Top that Biatch. Also, we need somebody new to join this battle as I seem to be the butt of all jokes at the moment. We Walrus are very sensitive.

Well, I think my schedule may have recently cleared a little bit. Work is slow as an Italian Assassin these days. So I will now be able to resume my incredible posting speed.