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Yeah, figures you have to rely on cats.

Well, I can't rely on walruses.

Ground control to major Svede. I am floating in a most peculiar. You can not rely on Walruses as none of us like you. Have you ever seen a cat run fron a Walrus, they can only be outrun by a Svede running from a threatening American. P.S. Why don't you just move to the US. You seem to be a phony ass mothesmurfing Svede ass smiatch you smurfing smurfsucking ass whore, smiatch.

Woah, smurf overload

Also, what does "I am floating in a most peculiar" mean? I'm sorry, my walrus-speak is a bit rusty.

Damn, I had the song in my head and I got ahead of myself. Where the hell is assy. We have no other competition. If something tragic were to happen to one of us (you) the other (me) would certainly win. P.S. Sorry to hear of your tragic accident tomorrow

Assy is en route to his next target. Without revealing too much: it's an aquatic mammal

Alright threats of bodily harm are uncalled for and will not be tolerated.

You little hippocrite.

Ha! Because he said Hippo instead of hypo...

Hey Assy, do not feed into Svingers insanity. Assy, you need to make a decision if you are in this or not. You are either with me, or against me.

Isn't the whole point of this thread to be against everyone?

Duh...

Shut up SvonySvededfromSvinland. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Ja Ja

Ok, so who's your enemies? I need to make some new friends

Why don'tyou pal up with Satan then, smiatch.

Oh, I know ol' Beelzebub well already. Met him at a strip joint in London. Friends call him Bob.

What the smurf kind of Matrix are you living in, smiatch

All of them

Damn, having a lot of trouble with a Northstar engine. May buy a rebuilt one. So much for starting the year of right. GM are a bunch of smiatched, I should have bought a Svedish Svar.

Northstar? You've lost me.

I don't know about Svedish cars, but I hear the Germans have a good reputation on that front (as opposed to other fronts ).

Northstar is the Cadillac engine. I try to say away from those German things, bad mojo.

Caddy, eh? Not bad, wally, not bad

Well, not too good in its current state but I think I just found a new engine. I still say GM are a bunch of smiatches.

It's amazing how much mucus a single pair of human sinuses can produce.

Damn, I hate to give a Svede credit but that is a fascinating observation. Do you have any data to make this more intersting. You are a smurfing genius for entertaining thoughts like that. Einstein was probably a Svede, maybe even George Bush.

Mentioning Einstein and Bush in the same sentence? Now you're just trying to spark controversy, and blatantly so.

You are right, Bush is far to great to be mentioned in the same sentence as Svede. Thanks for reminding me what it is to be an American. Einstein was a smiatch.

Even Lenny disagrees with you...

Lenny and I had a long discussion about Svedes who have influenced the world in the last hundred years, turns out our discussion about mucus lasted 300times longer and was far more interesting, Sviatch.

Man, dat mucus. I think I've used almost 3 rolls of toilet paper solely on blowing my nose this last week.