Last person to post wins. . . . .

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:23 pm

Come on over Svinger, two hours here and you will be begging to be bored

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:53 pm

I am an uncle to 3 small children, so I believe you

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:19 pm

It is not that, Dylan is fine, my fuckin mother inlaw is staying with us, it is a fuckin smiatch, smiatch

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:23 pm

I see.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:28 pm

Yup, but in this case it is more like Mao Tse Tung or whoever is running Iceland. Her reign of Terror lasts much longer tham Adolfs, not that he was not a smiatch ass mofo.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:39 pm

That reminds me, we have something you Americans don't: a royal family.

I wonder what your equivalent would be... the Kardashians?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:53 pm

Bob Dylan is a King, we have a lot of Elvis impersonators. The Kennedys were close but that ended poorly. Why do you fucks still have monarchy? Did anybody tell you it was 2012? I could go Gangstah Navy Seal on their ass if you wish, smiatch. Wait, are talking about England or Sveden

Assassino13 · Unread post by **Assassino13** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:16 pm

So did you guys hear about Connecticut?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:30 pm

Are you talking about the shooting. I hope nothing else happened that I do not know about. I live in CT. Not far from Newtown.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:35 pm

I'm talking about Norway. They're purely cosmetic now, for lack of a better word.

What happened in CT?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:01 pm

Norway? You must have typed that wrong. It is Sveden, smiatch. If you google school shooting and CT you will see what happened. I though it would be international news. I will not go into detail as we try to keep this funny and this CT. thing is anything but.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:10 pm

I don't follow the news as much as I should. And I think you've said Sveden so many times now that your brain has started accepting it as fact

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:20 pm

Facts are overrated, they get in the way of my insanity. So much is based on perception. Facts seeem to change a lot anyway.
These are the type of thoughts that keep me up at night.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:23 pm

If only the thoughts that keep me up at night were that interesting...

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:34 pm

Don't worry, sometimes I am up all night thinking about sports medicine. What is more boring than that.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:17 pm

Not to mention the recurring nightmare I have of a walrus chasing me. I'm thinking maybe it's something in my diet.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:29 pm

I looked up Walrus Chasing in the Carl Jung dream analyses book. It means you have repressed Bukkaki desires. Damn, I think I insulted both of us with that. You owe me one, smiatch.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:32 pm

That sounds more freudian than jungian. And the only thing I owe you is an honorable mention after I win this thing

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:00 pm

Alright, let me insult you like 45 times so I can catch uo to you. In 4 posts you may go to a new status or does it top out at UBER. OOOOOOOO...I can't wait to see.

MJF · Unread post by **MJF** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:06 pm

I can't wait, I'm only 27 away from UBER... but what will I have to look forward too after that?

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:06 pm

I doubt there's a new one at 600. The 1000 mark will be exciting though.

Btw wally, you should get Rusty to make you one of those "verified seller" tags with troll instead of seller.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:33 pm

Hey, good job MJ, did you write a speech yet? I doubt you can out do The Walrus.

I asked Russ a while ago to if he could give me a verified troll tag. He said it is a major deal to do so and declined. I am not as special as my 70 year old Norweigan Neighbor told me I was when he gave me those pills to take before I took a nappy poo in his sound proof basement. Norweigans sure like to play strange games. Why did I always have to take my pants off?
Anyway, it is alright, I know what I am, I do not have to announce what I am. It kind of speaks for itself.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:38 pm

Oh yeah, how is Olaf?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:43 pm

I don't know, he has 20 years in on a 27 year sentence.

Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:15 am

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:28 am

Oh snap. You did it. Did you tell your Mom yet. Are you getting knighted is Sveden.
As much asd I hate you sometime I have to say you look good in your new title smiatch.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:33 am

Oh snap no new titl. I guess you still deserve props for hitting 600.People think making all
this nonsense is easy. We are providing a valuabl service to all these people stressed out by
playing cards what a bunch of smiatches. By the way where is Assy boy is he a smiatch.

Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:55 am

I see you're doing your best to keep up

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:04 pm

Oh yeah, if you see me disappear up in this piece it means I am either in jail, in a coma or dead.

Would you like me to write you a congrats speech or a combination of the three.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:50 pm

I can see it now - the president address the nation on national television:

"Ladies and gentlemen... we got him!"

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