Last person to post wins. . . . .

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:35 pm

Check it check yo, I am down with the crypts. You are treading on very thin ice, smiatch.

Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:42 pm

walrus wrote:Check it check yo, I am down with the crypts. You are treading on very thin ice, smiatch.

"Crypts"? Unless you're talking about pharaohs in ancient Egypt, I think you mean "crips". And I've been to the LBC visiting my homie S N double-O P, he'll bust a cap in yo ass at my word. Not to mention my bro Dr. D-R-E coming straight outta Compton.

Smurf the walrus police!

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:46 am

I refer to at as crypts so Rusty does not report me to the police. Since you are in England
I can just call my cuz in the IRA. He will blow up a busy English pub just to take you out Mofo
By the way Im Rick James smiatch.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:29 am

You ain't got shit on me. I'm banjo gangsta.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:40 pm

Hey Svinger, I hate to thank you but that was a pretty good song. I may download that soon. Usually I like hard core rap about shooting cops and selling crack but I can always listen to it quietly so my hommies will not think I am getting soft.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:19 pm

You're welcome. It IS an awesome song, too bad there aren't more covers like this.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:44 pm

Hey, where is Assy, did me scare him off? I know Dazzmeister punked out a while ago, little smiatch. SvingerfromSvinland is next. 2/3 down, one to go

Assassino13 · Unread post by **Assassino13** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:19 pm

Oh no I'm here. Just had a few problems with humans.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:36 pm

Hey Assy, sorry about your problems. You must be hanging out with Svedes, they are a bunch of smurfing assholes.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:27 am

I'm having a few problems with walruses.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:26 am

Svininger. put the gun down, its not that bad, we can work it out.

Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:37 am

Don't worry, I was just messing around. Or was I?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:24 pm

It looks like in a few posts I may be an Uber member. I am very nervous. I do not want it to go to my head. With great power comes great responsibility. I have done much to inform my UC bretheren in the ways of trolling. This will be an honor. Where do I accept my reward? Who will present it. I guess I should work on my acceptance speech. Damn, life is good.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:25 pm

Come to think of it, I should make my UBER post playing card related. Here we go, Ahem...playing cards are cool. My acceptance speech will come later.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:07 pm

It gives me great pleasure (not really, but that's what everyone says) to present to you: The Golden Troll Award!

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:24 pm

Thank you so much Svinger, that means a lot. Yes, we spend much time in battle but there is no way I can not have respect for such a worthy opponent.
The world may not remember what we said here, but it will long remember what we did here. First off, I need to thank God, who seen me through many a tough times. I need to thank my Mother and Father, without whom the dream would not have been. My worthy opponents, Dazz, Svinger, and Assy who saw me through so many of these cold New England nights. Even Rusty, though he attemted to Censor us, he did breathe life into this forum. And of course CBJ, who brought UC back from the brink of destruction. I have a dream, that all members of UC will reach the UBER status. Perhaps that is unrealistic but a dream it is. UC is open to all people, Swedes, Fins, Icelanders and yes, even Norwegians. And so I continue this journey, not knowing what is next but knowing for whatever it may be, it will come. God Bless all of you, and let us hope it is a prosperous New Year, Thanks again everyone.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:16 pm

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:27 pm

smiles on their face but envy in their eyes

Assassino13 · Unread post by **Assassino13** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:52 pm

Shit just went down!

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:31 pm

Assassino13 wrote:smurf just went down!

Hey Assy, are not you going to congrtulate me. I even mentioned your name in my acceptance speech, smiatch.

MJF · Unread post by **MJF** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:48 pm

You can't have all that applause without this guy...

Oh this sh*t just got real...

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:09 am

Damn, I am starting to get depressed, what is after UBER, does life have any meaning. It feels like the day after I received my VORTEX DECK.

MJF · Unread post by **MJF** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:07 pm

Maybe we need something like PRESTIGE MEMBER... 1,000 posts

Assassino13 · Unread post by **Assassino13** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:47 pm

*cheering* We love you Wally!

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:03 pm

Thank you Assy you always stuck with me even before this great honor was bestowed upon
me. I would hug you but I can not see you through these tears of happiness.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:07 pm

How long can I celebrate before you guys get smurfed at me. I have to say this whole thing
has been quite funny. You guys killed me with those clapping MEMEs

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:22 pm

I wonder if they kept the "Spammer" title at 1000 posts, or if it's something new.

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:15 pm

I wonder if every hundred posts I will need to write an acceptance speech. I guess I could start writting them now.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:24 pm

walrus wrote:I wonder if every hundred posts I will need to write an acceptance speech. I guess I could start writting them now.

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