Last person to post wins. . . . .

[walrus]

Yeah, I'm hung like a Christmas tree light

[Assassino13]

I think those tusks may be compensating for that tiny christmas light...

[MagikFingerz]

Hmmm... What car do you drive, wally?

[walrus]

I own 38 Ferrari's, why do you ask?

[MagikFingerz]

No hummers?

[walrus]

No, but I do have an 18 Wheeler I use for those quick trips around town.

[Assassino13]

And there's always the phallic-shaped private jet.

[MagikFingerz]

And there's always the phallic-shaped private jet.

Or the working class variant; the weinermobile.

[Assassino13]

Ah right, we can't forget about that.

[walrus]

Assy, I am glad you are getting rid of your social contacts and spending more time here. You are still a biatch, biatch.

[Assassino13]

Ah, those people can wait...

[MagikFingerz]

Better tell them to look out for drones.

[Assassino13]

Psh, they can fend for themselves.

[MagikFingerz]

Don't tell me your friends are a guild of italian assassins

[Assassino13]

You don't know my friends.

[dazzleguts]

But I will. My Japanese drone ball will peep you anywhere.

Here's a demo - even new military technology gets the cute treatment in Japan.

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[MagikFingerz]

I'll buy one of those if the girl comes with it.

[walrus]

I'll take two, I think it would be cool to put my cat in it and chase my neighbors dog, the dog is a biatch.

[dazzleguts]

Your cat has a pilot license?
What would you do with the other drone?
Will drones have dog fights if they meet in mid air?
If 2 drones with cat pilots meet in aerial combat would it still be called a dog fight?

[walrus]

Hmmm. dogfight, these are the type of intelligent questions that I do not get from SvingerfromSveden. Yes, I guess you would still call it a dogfight but only because cats do not understand English. I have two cats, one being Baxter and the other is Ms. Super Dooper. Super Dooper can stare at any person place or thing for several hours without blinking. I think she will be a good look out to protect my house from lurking Canadians and Swedes, the drone will allow her better line of sight. If necessary, I can train them to do an arial attack on Sweden. I think two cat drones could easily overpower both Norway and Sveden. As far as Canada, we will just tell them we have cat drones and the the entire country will fall to its knees. By the way, I recently bought a bag of catnip for Super and Baxter. I brought it home, it was in a sealed(Walrus) bag which was inside a shopping bag. Super still scouted it out. She is a drug sniffing cat. A new weapon for the DEA (the DEA are a bunch of biatches) If I can find SvingerfromSveden Super Dooper will take one sniff of him and rip him to pieces. He is a biatch ass too.

[MagikFingerz]

With that many mentions of me in your post, I must be getting to you pretty good, wally.

Nobody cares about dogfights. Walrusfights on the other hand...

[walrus]

Just so you know, evrytime I do mention SvingerfromSveden I have to resist the urge to slice open my wrists. Don't let it go to your head, I just like writting Svinger, bi

atch.

[MagikFingerz]

Maybe you need a vacation. How about Tuscany?

[dazzleguts]

Hmmm. dogfight, these are the type of intelligent questions that I do not get from SvingerfromSveden. Yes, I guess you would still call it a dogfight but only because cats do not understand English. I have two cats, one being Baxter and the other is Ms. Super Dooper. Super Dooper can stare at any person place or thing for several hours without blinking. I think she will be a good look out to protect my house from lurking Canadians and Swedes, the drone will allow her better line of sight. If necessary, I can train them to do an arial attack on Sweden. I think two cat drones could easily overpower both Norway and Sveden. As far as Canada, we will just tell them we have cat drones and the the entire country will fall to its knees. By the way, I recently bought a bag of catnip for Super and Baxter. I brought it home, it was in a sealed(Walrus) bag which was inside a shopping bag. Super still scouted it out. She is a drug sniffing cat. A new weapon for the DEA (the DEA are a bunch of biatches) If I can find SvingerfromSveden Super Dooper will take one sniff of him and rip him to pieces. He is a biatch ass too.

We will just use our drone seeking surface to air missiles, armed with cat nip, and your pilots will be too high to complete their mission. Besides, cats love heat and our country is too cold for those hedonistic b*st*rds. Tuscany on the other hand...

[dazzleguts]

Do you "fix" a walrus fight by offering a kipper bride?

[Assassino13]

I would assume so.

[walrus]

Mmmmmmm.....Kippers. I would never go to Tuscany, too close Sveden to far from Canada.

[MagikFingerz]

A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.

[walrus]

Reminds me of the good old days when me and Lenny sat on the Icepack watching the Canadians beat baby seals. The liberals ruin everything.

[Assassino13]

Ah, I'd rather go walrus-clubbing.