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walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:20 am

I know Sean was the man but I have to go with Pierce as he was a true Irishman.

The Colonies or England

Unread post by **dazzleguts** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:06 pm

The "colonies" you imperialist swine!

By the way, I would have chosen the horse-sized duck. Imagine the sound!

The devil's backbone
or
a Mexican hat?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:19 am

A friend of the devil is a friend of mine but I look so damn good in Mexican Garb.

Israel or Iran

Unread post by **dazzleguts** » Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:54 pm

Iran, uran, we all ran from the wrathful walrus. (or should that be swam?)

Lizzie Borden
or
the Headless Horseman

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:28 am

Damn, two great Americans to choose from, I guess I will go with Lizzie, it took some dedication to swing that axe 40 times, must have been DNA soup up in that piece.

Norwegians who have man crushes on Keanu Reeves or wanna be Italian assasssassins.

Assassino13 · Unread post by **Assassino13** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:20 pm

Norwegians with man-crushes on Keanu Reeves because wannabe Italian Assassins ruin my good name.

Unread post by **dazzleguts** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:08 pm

Once again Assassino, you give us no choice. The thread must go on!

Canoe
or
steamboat

Assassino13 · Unread post by **Assassino13** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:05 pm

Steamboat (and dammit I always forget that!)

Tally-Ho Circle or Fan Back?

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:38 pm

Fan Backs all the way, baby! And a tip of the hat to our resident mediterranean hitman

Free weights or machines? (this one has a right answer...)

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:58 am

You can hang more clothing on machines.

plotting to overthrow the universe or planting daisies.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:15 pm

Bah, you're just being a douche on purpose with that answer.

Plotting to overthrow the universe is such a hassle. And daisies smell great.

"The bigger the better" or "it's how you use it"?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:58 pm

Well, I am Irish so definetly how you use it.

Male enhancement surgery or dating petite women

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:39 pm

Dating petite women would be my answer regardless of the other option.

Condoms or vasectomy?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:42 pm

I'm Catholic, so I have to skip that one, either that or go to confession.

or

Chozo Tull · Unread post by **Chozo Tull** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:49 am

walrus wrote:E they have a better forum.

T.S. Elliot or Dr. Seuss.

Eliot*

Sorry I am a bit like that.

all the way

Green or black ?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:11 pm

I see a red door and I want to paint it black. No colors anymore I want them to be black
I see the girls go by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness
goes.

Live long and prosper or lifes short party hardy biatch

Assassino13 · Unread post by **Assassino13** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:17 pm

Lifes short so party!

Microsoft word or pages?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:14 pm

I guess Microsoft word.

email or pen and paper

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:13 pm

Pen and paper because I want to jump start this one. Perhaps I can throw people off and quietly win the Last person to post thread.

Norway or Zimbabwe.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:48 pm

Not as long as I'm still around.

And Norway, of course

Seal or sealion?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:04 pm

That is a tough one. Those damn Sealions are like line backers. I do better in a fight with an outboard motor than one of dem deir sumbitches. As much as I hate to write it Seal (Walrus)

Pump with a broken handle or no internet porn.

jriffel · Unread post by **jriffel** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:04 pm

Pump with a broken handle. Then I wouldn't have to use it... won't strain my lover. Life withour Internet porn??? Unthinkable.

Internet Porn or 3 Concubines ?

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:09 am

Hmm..another tough one. I will have to go with Internet porn as I fear the concubines might actually want to conversate. Did you say they were mute?

Monkey on your back or bird in your hand.

Unread post by **dazzleguts** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:03 am

Bird in the hand. It's easier to wash the sh*t off.

:idea:cyclopean or :shock:binocular

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:50 pm

Binoculars, better for stalking you.

Burned at the stake or drawnand quartered.

Unread post by **dazzleguts** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:08 pm

Having my portrait drawn for a quarter might get pretty ugly, and I hate being cold, so I'll go for the toasty stake.

the Corporate Cranium
or
bewildered imagination

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:57 am

bewilderment, I spend a lot of time there.

Walrus or Irianaian mudskipper.

Unread post by **dazzleguts** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:04 pm

Muuuudy, mudskipper!

teleportation

or

Portaging

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:07 pm

Teleportation, I would love to get up and out of here.

biatches or ho's

Unread post by **dazzleguts** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:21 am

I always got a hoot out of that Dr. Seuss classic "Horton Hires A Ho"

Gerald McBoing-Boing

or

The Hoober-Bloob Highway

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