Inconvenient Deck ( Maybe The Worst deck ever )

[thekeycardcompany]

After we create a few playing cards like "Cthulhu by Overhand ", "Matsuri series by Key Card" & "Urban Legends"..... One of our craziest friends & creators - Torres set up a list of rules that avoid our decks to include these elements like: "Thick white border, Small text that is hard to read.....

And also Torres did a big 'U-turn" the next day and said why don't we make a deck and break all the rules for fun. That's where this weird deck came from.
We may print only a few for fun ( like 100 decks limited) if the deck didn't get viral.

What do you guys think about it? Here are some custom drafts

What's your thought & what can we do to make it more worst?

[rousselle]

To the extent that you were shooting for really bad design, you hit the nail on the head with this one. Ouch.

Well done, I guess? Mission accomplished, at least.

[joeblow]

Save some trees and skip this one.

[GandalfPC]

I enjoy a good cup of satire, but such a deck would not be for me - I will enjoy seeing you make it if you do, I will enjoy the banter as the kickstarter runs - but I’m all sidelines.

And if you want it to be a touch worse - put the answers to the math equations on the cards as well, and make them all just slightly wrong. Ah - I see you can’t quite get away with that, since using answers as the card value…

They might be as bad as they can get already

[kevork]

The problem with it being so bad is that I don't want it.

I don't see it as a problem, but it would be a problem for your sales.

[thekeycardcompany]

Half-Brick box design

[Harvonsgard]

The problem with it being so bad is that I don't want it.

Exactly this.

[GandalfPC]

Just look up a few of the dozens of failed kickstarter horrors and buy the rights off one of them - that way you will have made one person happy, accounted for one sale, and regardless of how it goes, it will not be a total loss…

You could also just string this out until next April 1st, then go for the big sting.