Kenneth Wayne Preston Deck

[KennyP]

What's up you bunch of playing card nerds! Someone told me that this was a half way cool playing card forum... We'll see about that! Anyways, My name is Kenneth Wayne Preston III, you can call me Mr. Kenneth Wayne Preston III. If you don't know me, well let's just say I'm basically the greatest playing card designer in the known universe. All these other card designers suck and should just pack it up and go home, especially foot face Jackson Robinson. His decks are basically polished tirds that shuffle.

Anyways, I ain't got time to spend all day hanging out here, but someone asked me to post some pics of my deck. Here is the back design. I don't really care if you critique it, as I am fully aware that it is the greatest back design ever laid on paper.

The deck is already in production and will be in my supple hands soon enough.

PEACE Losers!

[hsbc]

Wow these are AMAZING Going to sell my whole KWP collection to pick these up, those limited decks are trash compared to this!!!!!!

[Harvonsgard]

At least USPCC standard courts? Everything else would ruin the greatness of that back design!

[james001a]

Wow, this guys got some REAL talent. If I were Hackson Robbin'some I would be reeaaal worried with a capital K. I predict this year is going to be big for him. Real big...

[joeblow]

Looks great. The maze puzzle on the back is a lot easier than those ridiculous Labyrinth decks from some other hack designer.

[Harvonsgard]

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[RichK]

The Kenny Powers vibe is strong in this deck.

[rousselle]

Is this deck truly already sold out? Or, is it simply not available for pre-order yet? I know I absolutely have to have this deck in order to show my solidarity with Mr. Kenneth Wayne Preston III, the bestest playing card designer, ever!

[Mooseweasel]

Yeah Surely A Deck of This MAGNITUDE Should Be Printed In The 1000's For All to Bask In Its Glory! I’m starting to think there’s some big Conspiracy to hold back this Legendary Mr. Kenneth Wayne Preston III from his Big Card Debut? He must have these other designers Quaking in their little boots and there trying to stop the world from seeing such Epic Face Melting Cards by stifling his print run.
My bet is that square no doubt soon to be 'Lacksthem Jobinson' is behind this conspiracy with his Weak Tiny Print Runs That are barely enough to mop up the Tears he will be Bawling after just witnessing the design of this Deck.

[shermjack]

Or maybe it’s one of those super limited editions that other card producers are doing to build up the hype

[RichK]

According to Hackson's deck spreadsheet Kenneth's KWP deck is TBD.

[KennyP]

Hey you Jack Knobs! Here are a few pics of some of the courts. They may look similar to Yackson Yobin$ons courts, but in reality... I drew these courts back in the mid 80s and $ack$$$on just stole them from me.

[KennyP]

[shermjack]

Hey you Jack Knobs! Here are a few pics of some of the courts. They may look similar to Yackson Yobin$ons courts, but in reality... I drew these courts back in the mid 80s and $ack$$$on just stole them from me.

The nerve of that guy Gonna have to call him Jack-OFF from now on

So, are us un-deserving fans going to have a chance to get our hands on this deck?

[KennyP]

Hey you Jack Knobs! Here are a few pics of some of the courts. They may look similar to Yackson Yobin$ons courts, but in reality... I drew these courts back in the mid 80s and $ack$$$on just stole them from me.

The nerve of that guy Gonna have to call him Jack-OFF from now on

So, are us un-deserving fans going to have a chance to get our hands on this deck?

UGHHHHHH so much griping and winning! YES! you lowlifes will get a chance to grab you one of the more NON cool versions. The BadA$$es that were able to grab one during the 1 hour they were available will get a special edition that has my sexy John Hancock on it, and I've also decided to give them a little piece of myself (cuz I'm so awesome) and tape a piece of my mullet hair onto the tuck before I cello wrap it. I'll probably even make a sweet holographic seal that says "Limited Edition Mullet Hair of Kenneth Wayne Preston" It's seems like all these ameature designers are using holo foil all the time, so I though I'd stoop down to their level and doing something similar.

As for you guys and sweet mamas who don't get the signed mullet hair edition, you will just have to settle for a non signed, no mullet hair edition.

I just launched my own website, and you will be able to pick them up there once I release them.

http://www.kennethwaynepreston.com/

[hsbc]

Are these the Razor deck or is that something else?

[KennyP]

Are these the Razor deck or is that something else?

Razor I's are a completely different deck. I'm gonna perform as many money grabs as possible doing nothing more than an easy color change, but all of you lemmings are gonna take it, "hook line and sinker" because my design is so amazaballz that there really is no need to change it.

[vasta41]

There seems to be a strong connection here with this deck: https://unitedcardists.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=16612
What's going on??

All sarcasm aside, I LOVE the courts. I wish they could be repurposed for a more "serious" 80's-themed deck.

[macstrat]

Full Deck Scan: https://cardscans.piwigo.com/index?/cat ... ne_preston

[theOutsider]

This thread should be pinned. It should sit next to the "2020 Deck of the Year" thread.

[RichK]

Deck arrived today. Kenneth knocked it out of the park. Eager for him to make Jack$on sell his next deck.

[hsbc]

[Eric Lee]

That was such a fun deck. Love how JR pokes fun of himself and yet still puts out a more custom deck than what we can find. Price for this one have also gone down from $10 to $8

[Harvonsgard]

Not gonna lie, "Distributed by your mother" is the single most greatest ad copy I've ever read on a tuck box.

[vasta41]

Not gonna lie, "Distributed by your mother" is the single most greatest ad copy I've ever read on a tuck box.

Hahaha You know that's probably not far off from what he really wants to say.

"PRINTED BY: NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS"

[Harvonsgard]

"PRINTED BY: NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS"

So true .

[Eric Lee]

Who knows, he may actually start putting "PRINTED BY: NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS", on his regular decks if gets asked ad nauseam about his PRC printer.

[Harvonsgard]

In a sense he already does with "Printed by the Kingswild Printing Co." lol