Last person to post wins. . . . .

[theCapraAegagrus]

I went to the Renaissance Festival on Sunday.
Drank a bunch of beer. Ate a bunch of food. I sadly forgot to get a Unicorn Grilled Cheese (whatever it means, they looked gourmet) and a salted caramel cookie.

They have a Ren Faire about an hour and a half from where I live though I haven't taken the time to visit. It sounds like a lot of fun.

When I went to buy a penis-shaped mineral, they had sold out. Probably for the best, since it was $15 for a 2" rock.

Oh, come on! You pay $15 for a 2" (by 4") stack of colored paper. You should have pulled the trigger sooner. It's not every day you can own a mineral dick.

Ren Fest is definitely a lot of fun. For whatever f^&*in' reason, there was a large amount of people wearing tails. Like wtf? They look like those butt-plug tails, too...

As I said, I did end up caving and wanting to buy a dick-shaped rock, but they sold all 4 by the time we left (2 hours after I saw them in the shop).

[Harvonsgard]

I like that your status switches to Dead Man when you have exactly 1188 posts.
I wish I could keep that...

[theCapraAegagrus]

We got any gunners around here?

I'm gettin' into shooting (everything - rifles, shotties, pistols) and I need someone to discuss with, give me information, and advise.

HALP ME.

[MagikFingerz]

I like that your status switches to Dead Man when you have exactly 1188 posts.
I wish I could keep that...

Yeah, we put a few easter eggs in the titles when we made those. Aces and eights are known as the Dead Man's Hand.

[Harvonsgard]

I like that your status switches to Dead Man when you have exactly 1188 posts.
I wish I could keep that...

Yeah, we put a few easter eggs in the titles when we made those. Aces and eights are known as the Dead Man's Hand.

Did I miss any? It was the first I recognized.

[MagikFingerz]

Probably, I think there's quite a few before 1k. I can't remember most of them though

[Harvonsgard]

Probably, I think there's quite a few before 1k. I can't remember most of them though

Thanks for triggering the easter bunny in me... time for a new account then...

[theCapraAegagrus]

Probably, I think there's quite a few before 1k. I can't remember most of them though

There's gotta be one for 808, right?

[MagikFingerz]

Probably, I think there's quite a few before 1k. I can't remember most of them though

There's gotta be one for 808, right?

Has to be. I'll see if I can't dig up the list.

[theCapraAegagrus]

I'm sick of being an "Über member". I don't drive for them.

[Harvonsgard]

Has to be. I'll see if I can't dig up the list.

Post No.6666 Time to throw a party on MagikFingerz!

[Harvonsgard]

Speaking of party ...

[theCapraAegagrus]

Wtf is "hard core dancing"...?

[MagikFingerz]

Has to be. I'll see if I can't dig up the list.

Post No.6666 Time to throw a party on MagikFingerz!

I ruined it already. Save the party for 6969

[Harvonsgard]

I ruined it already. Save the party for 6969

*Tekashi intensifies*



I apologize, but I couldn't resist.

[theCapraAegagrus]

I almost threw up looking at whatever the F that is.

[Eric Lee]

Has to be. I'll see if I can't dig up the list.

So did you manage to dig up the list? very curious to know.

[MagikFingerz]

Well, I can't publisize the list just like that. They're called Easter Eggs for a reason

But I can confirm that 808 is one. Looks like you just missed it, Eric

[Harvonsgard]

But I can confirm that 808 is one. Looks like you just missed it, Eric

Exactly my thoughts when I saw he has 809 posts now...

Can I have my old posts deleted? I wanna pay more attention this time.

[theCapraAegagrus]

Well, I can't publisize the list just like that. They're called Easter Eggs for a reason

But I can confirm that 808 is one. Looks like you just missed it, Eric

What's 808?

[MagikFingerz]

It's... Rider.

Shhh, don't tell anyone!

[theCapraAegagrus]

When do I get to be an "Oracle"? 5k?

[MagikFingerz]

When do I get to be an "Oracle"? 5k?

Correct. I actually liked Uber better, at least the little logo next to it.

Btw, it never made me think of the ridesharing company, but rather Nietzsche and his Übermensch concept. Then again, I was probably an Uber member here before the company really took off

[Eric Lee]

Ah man. I noticed I had gone to Aces. Missed Rider! Anymore we frequent posters should be aware off? Maybe just give the names and let us guess the number? Or the numbers without the names so we can look up for it. pretty please? Not like a lot of us hang out here.

[Harvonsgard]

Not like a lot of us hang out here.

This is the No.1 thread! Everyone comes here first.

[theCapraAegagrus]

Not like a lot of us hang out here.

This is the No.1 thread! Everyone comes here first.

Nobody important visits here.

[Harvonsgard]

Nobody important visits here.

Nobody is important.

[theCapraAegagrus]

Nobody important visits here.

Nobody is important.

Speak for yourself.

[theCapraAegagrus]

NHL 20 sucks ass.

[MagikFingerz]

NHL 20 sucks ass.

So does NBA, Madden and FIFA, and have done so for quite a few years now.