Last person to post wins. . . . .

[Assassino13]

Oh well quite a long story really. You see, The unnamed narrator (Me) is a traveling automobile company employee who suffers from insomnia. His doctor refuses to give him medication and advises him to visit a support group to witness more severe suffering. The narrator attends a support group for testicular cancer victims and, after fooling them into thinking that he is a fellow victim, finds an emotional release that relieves his insomnia. He becomes addicted to attending support groups and pretending to be a victim, but the presence of another impostor, Marla Singer, disturbs him, so he negotiates with her to avoid their meeting at the same groups.
After a flight home from a business trip, the narrator finds his apartment destroyed by an explosion. He calls Tyler Durden, a soap salesman whom he befriended on the flight, and they meet at a bar. A conversation about consumerism leads to Tyler inviting the narrator to stay at his place; outside the bar he requests that the narrator hit him. The two engage in a fistfight, and the narrator subsequently moves into Tyler's dilapidated house. They have further fights outside the bar, and these attract a crowd of men. The fighting moves to the bar's basement where the men form a "fight club".
Marla overdoses on pills and telephones the narrator for help; he ignores her, but Tyler answers the call and saves her. Tyler and Marla become sexually involved, and Tyler warns the narrator never to talk to Marla about him. More fight clubs form across the country, and under Tyler's leadership, they become the anti-materialist and anti-corporate organization called "Project Mayhem". The narrator complains to Tyler that he wants to be more involved in the organization, but Tyler suddenly disappears. When a member of Project Mayhem is killed by the police during a botched sabotage operation, the narrator tries to shut down the project, and follows evidence of Tyler's national travels to track him down. In one city, a Project member greets the narrator as Tyler Durden. The narrator calls Marla from his hotel room and discovers that Marla also believes him to be Tyler. He suddenly sees Tyler in his room, and Tyler explains that they are dissociated personalities in the same body. When the narrator has believed himself to be asleep, Tyler has in fact been controlling his body.
The narrator blacks out after the conversation. When he wakes, he discovers from his telephone log that Tyler made calls during his blackout. He uncovers Tyler's plans to erase debt by destroying buildings that contain credit card companies' records. The narrator tries to contact the police but finds that the officers are members of the Project. He attempts to disarm explosives in a building, but Tyler subdues him and moves to a safe building to watch the destruction. The narrator, held by Tyler at gunpoint, realizes that in sharing the same body with Tyler, he himself is actually holding the gun. He fires it into his mouth, shooting through the cheek without killing himself. Tyler collapses with an exit wound to the back of his head, and the narrator stops mentally projecting him. Afterward, Project Mayhem members bring a kidnapped Marla to him, believing him to be Tyler, and leave them alone. The explosives detonate, collapsing the buildings, and the narrator and Marla watch the scene, holding hands.

[walrus]

I do not know Assy. I am only wondering what is up with you

[dazzleguts]

Hey Assassino, wanna fight?

I am very upset over Walrus dropping me as his BFF and I want to join the group. I want to make the bombs - they should fit very nicely into a drone to blow up smurfing wa....bankers. Yes fat bankers with big teeth and flippers.

[dazzleguts]

neener neener ha ha ha clap clap weee

Did you finally snap?

No, he just has the clap.

(what a poet)

[MagikFingerz]

Oh... Makes sense, I guess.

Though I thought it was mostly seals that got the clap.

[walrus]

Dazz you are welcomed to rejoin the fight. I have been trying to have a battle of the wiit
with Svinger but he seems to be unarmed.

[MagikFingerz]

You kinda shot down your own joke there when you spelled 'wit' with 2 i's

[walrus]

That is the American spelling Sviatch Like Hemmingway I am a bad speller. Similar to all the great Svedish writers like... ..... Well, I guess you are the only one which is not saying much.

[MagikFingerz]

Oh, and I forgot to add this to my last post

[walrus]

Hey, I was reading AssyAssyeeeanos post and I am wondering if he is delusional. He seems to be evasive regarding my inquiries to his whereabouts. I may need to head to Ohio to do some Recon on him. What say you?

[MagikFingerz]

Assy Assy Assy! Ay Ay Ay!

[CBJ]

Maybe I'll finally win this thing


MWhahahahahahahahah



CBJ <----- winner!

[MJF]

Sorry, I win.

[CBJ]

To win you have to be last... and it looks like that's me

Sorry bud

[walrus]

Sviatches

[CBJ]

Until little Ms.MagikFingerz shows.. I'll give you a run for your money

Let the games begin!

[walrus]

I am sorry JBC but you Canucks can not run with the big dogs. I think Svinger may have punked out and joined Svalex at Svather.

[dazzleguts]

Wally, us Canucks can't run with the big dogs because we're ravens flying right over you. We are running over the big dogs with our sleds. We are using walrus tusks to pop open our great microbrewery beers

[dazzleguts]

Speaking of Magikfin, I wanted to ask him if he has ever eaten the Scandinavian delicacy hakarl? A hardcore food that causes those new to it to gag involuntarily on the first attempt to eat it.

[ibrahimjaber]

The Game is Back ON

[Magic_Orthodoxy]

I'm here to kick @$$ and chew bubble gum....

[CBJ]

.. and I'm all out of gum.

[Magic_Orthodoxy]

Ok, how about this one....

"A census taker once tried to test me...."

[CBJ]

...I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

[Magic_Orthodoxy]

Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[CBJ]

.. Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.





or maybe we can....

[Magic_Orthodoxy]

Knock Knock

[CBJ]

Go away we don't want any..


alright.. I'll bite..


Who's there?

[Magic_Orthodoxy]

Doris

[CBJ]

Doris who ?