Last person to post wins. . . . .

[MagikFingerz]

Smurfin Walruses and Jordanians (had to look that one up lol).

[ibrahimjaber]

Should I bring a ladder so you can step out of my business?

[MagikFingerz]

You forgot to make it green.

[ibrahimjaber]

Life’s good, you should get one.

[walrus]

Yeah Svinger, leave my buddy Ibby alone. He and I are meeting in Geneva (Sveneva) to work out a plan for peace between the Muslims and Christians. Here we are bringing peace to the masses and what are you doing? Making stupid posts, Sviatch.

[DukeBoy]

There must be really large apples in your neck of the wood fingers for theses to be 3 apples tall

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[MagikFingerz]

Yeah, they're called Viking apples.

[walrus]

I am kind of scared as I understood that.

[MagikFingerz]

Don't be scared, wally. You are simply evolving.

From once being a slow-witted sea mammal, you are now... a slightly less slow-witted sea mammal

[walrus]

Damn, I guess at this point I am a little smarter than you.

[MagikFingerz]

Zing! Nice one.

Now you just have to get over those undersized tusks of yours.

[walrus]

I just bought a Hummer so I am feeling pretty good

[MagikFingerz]

A hummer, eh? You didn't go for one of these then?

[walrus]

Mmm...nice. I was with this paid escort and she said I may need to get a car dealership.

[MagikFingerz]

Do it. You can call it "Wacky Walrus' Wild Car Deals"

[walrus]

Crazy Walrus, he is practically giving cars away.

[MagikFingerz]

"Crazy Walrus"? No no, it has to start with the same letter, everyone knows that. Maybe you're not evolving after all.

[walrus]

Wild Walrus the Svede killer, that will bring them in.

[MagikFingerz]

Until they see the size of your tusks and realize you can barely kill a fly with those things.

[walrus]

Yeah but I make a good prison bunky Sviatch.

[MagikFingerz]

I'll give you that one

[walrus]

Good, I am glad you got that one. I know you and the Jordanians are a bit slow

[ibrahimjaber]

Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.

[MagikFingerz]

If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed.

PS. One-liners galore

[walrus]

Hey Svinger, I thought Ibby was my pal but things went awry during our peace meeting in Geneva. I had to give him Norway as part of our peace deal. He offered me Iran in return but who the hell wants that.

[MagikFingerz]

Ok, but I have to warn you: We will not go peacefully

Though nothing can be worse than being part of Sweden (yes, with a w) like we were up until 1905.

[walrus]

Yes, when a country can be over run by Sveden or any other country with a V it does not say much for them. Hey Svinger, is absenthe legal in your country. I always wanted to try it. If it is legal could you send me a bottle, just take the label off and put on a diffent one. I am sure you have 4,000 empties to choose from. I will trade you one VORTEX DECK for one bottle of Absenthe. I am not sure the deck will make it to you. If US customs finds it I will be arrested for sending our National treasures out of the Country.

I was checking out Sharpies sales thread and noticed he is selling VORTEX DECKS for 20USD. That is a bargain at twice he price. Do you want to go in and split a gross. I like to rub VORTEX DECKS over my body at night, actually day, night, afternoon, as long as I can rub it on my chest, anytime is a good time.. Alright, if you will excuse me I have to rub a VORTEX DECK on my chest now. My wife and I use it to "spice things up." a few Vortex cards, some whips. chains and whipcream and I am good to go. It compensates for my "Irish Curse."

[MagikFingerz]

Damn, you've got more issues than I realized...

Unfortunately, Norway has pretty strict laws on alcohol. Anything above 60% (120 proof?) is illegal, and I believe absinthe is 80% usually. Like I've said earlier, you should stop by Amsterdam. They are very liberal across the board.

Also, I just broke 900, swiatch.

[walrus]

Alright, I do not want absinthe anyway, I just wanted to verify that you guys are still run by the Nazis. I do not know how you got so many posts. I found out this forum has other sections and I have actually been posting some normal posts. These people talk about playing cards for some reason. I spend a lot of time posting here so I do not know how you are kicking my ass in the numbers so bad. Still, when it comes to quality posts I certainly got you beat, Sviatch with a V.

[MagikFingerz]

Whatever makes you sleep at night, keep telling yourself that