Shapeshifter Playing Cards

[theCapraAegagrus]

So, here's this abomination:



This campaign has some of the most ridiculous and unnecessary stretch goals I have ever seen.

[PipChick]

This whole campaign just has waaay too much going on - a lot of good ideas, but also a lot junk clouding the creator's vision. Everything but the kitchen sink...

if it all shapes up, we could be looking at a card game, booster card packs, club membership, secret compartment deckbox, comic book series AAAANND a movie script... who wouldn't want to get on board?

[Merlebird]

Never mind the cards. The writing style of the pitch is one I usually associate with people claiming fluoridated water is a psyops campaign orchestrated by lizard people from the center of the earth.

[Kardeck]

This is when too much creativity need discipline and organization

[theCapraAegagrus]

The back design is SO BAD.

Have you ever accidentally stretched an image in Microsoft Paint when you wanted to crop it? It's like the 'designer' took a piece of circular clip art and did that 4 times, once on each edge, and then pasted 2 more on the top and bottom. So, you have 6 crappy oval-looking crap stains for a back design... Oh, don't forget about the 8 squares that were added for no good reason...

It's awful. It almost makes me frickin' vomit.

[wingedpotato]

Never mind the cards. The writing style of the pitch is one I usually associate with people claiming fluoridated water is a psyops campaign orchestrated by lizard people from the center of the earth.

This sentence officially made my day. You could have gone with a pat "outer space" but you chose "center of the earth." My hat's off to you, sir.

[Merlebird]

Never mind the cards. The writing style of the pitch is one I usually associate with people claiming fluoridated water is a psyops campaign orchestrated by lizard people from the center of the earth.

This sentence officially made my day. You could have gone with a pat "outer space" but you chose "center of the earth." My hat's off to you, sir.

Don't be absurd. Lizard people haven't controlled outer space since the Tunguska Incident. That's all Jesuit Freemason territory now.

[Bruno]

But .... according to my foxnews app., the connexion between the Jesuit-Freeman-Lizards is hopelessly compromised.
Repub holy godsend has it that Hillary has intentionally

[Merlebird]

But .... according to my foxnews app., the connexion between the Jesuit-Freeman-Lizards is hopelessly compromised.
Repub holy godsend has it that Hillary has intentionally

...Hillary has intentionally what? Intentionally what?! What has the Deep State told you?!

Damn it, Bruno, you can't leave me hanging like this! The Finnish people have a right to know!!

[Bruno]

Shuzlov.
My soviet era off-topic random Hillary confection generator has developed a lefty glitch ....