I BAN YOU

[Bane]

I ban you for standing up for necessary evil.

[Russell]

I ban you for this monstrosity....

[walrus]

I ban you for continuing UC creating competion for aether which as we alll know
is far superior to this internet rag.

[dazzleguts]

I ban you for calling our beloved forum an internet rag!

UC is more like those sensational newspapers in supermarkets that are so informative about aliens, deformity and anorexia.

[Assassino13]

I ban you for mentioning politically sensitive topics.

[Bane]

Now a word from meow sponsor...

[walrus]

Now a word from meow sponsor...

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You are my new hero.

[dazzleguts]

Bane and Walrus are both banned for not banning in their banning posts on this banning thread!

[walrus]

You are banned for your new Avatar and for telling me and the other knucklehead what we can and can not do.

[Bane]

Yes he shall be banned for his childish attempt to ban us both. BANE AND SHAMU WON'T BE BANNED ALIVE!

[walrus]

I ban you for reffering to my best buddy Dazz as a he when he is a she. I mean she is a she.

[Lambency]

I ban you for reffering to my best buddy Dazz as a he when he is a she. I mean she is a she.

I ban you for confusing me!

[walrus]

I ban you for your inability to see the wisdom run rampant through this thread.

[Lambency]

I ban you for your inability to see the wisdom run rampant through this thread.

I ban you for using 'run' instead of 'running' and therefore making your sentence invalid.

[walrus]

I ban you for your inability to see the wisdom run rampant through this thread.

I ban you for using 'run' instead of 'running' and therefore making your sentence invalid.

I ban you for failure to recognize that I have been granted poetic license by the White House thus making anything I write valid and uncorrectable.

[dazzleguts]

I ban you for thinking that the guy standing outside the white house in a pirate suit and handing out poetic licenses was official government.

[walrus]

I ban you for thinking that the guy standing outside the white house in a pirate suit and handing out poetic licenses was official government.

Come to think of it he may have been a fake pirate. And all that time I thought he was Keith Richards. I do have a "official certificate of authenticity" for my poetic license signed by the pirate named Keith Richards. Even if it is fake just keep it to your hip. These people at UC are not to bright.

[Lambency]

Come to think of it he may have been a fake pirate. And all that time I thought he was Keith Richards. I do have a "official certificate of authenticity" for my poetic license signed by the pirate named Keith Richards. Even if it is fake just keep it to your hip. These people at UC are not to bright.

Those are some suspicious looking quotation marks.... I ban you for that.

[walrus]

I ban you once again for once again banning me for something I have a license to do.

[dazzleguts]

I ban you for thinking that the guy standing outside the white house in a pirate suit and handing out poetic licenses was official government.

Come to think of it he may have been a fake pirate. And all that time I thought he was Keith Richards. I do have a "official certificate of authenticity" for my poetic license signed by the pirate named Keith Richards. Even if it is fake just keep it to your hip. These people at UC are not to bright.

Don't worry, your secrets are safe with me Walrus.

I ban you for having secrets!
That's getting too much like those assassassassin types who are always sneaking around.

[walrus]

I ban you for being a knucklehead although you do it so well.

[Bane]

Did someone say they wanted a knuckle sandwich??

[walrus]

Ah, Bane is back with his hollow threats. I thought he realized he was overmatched by the Walrus and ran, as so often he does. I ban the ban for being a beefcake.

[MagikFingerz]

I ban wally for being irish. Hey diddely dee!

[walrus]

I ban you for racial profiling. Damn Swede.

[walrus]

In addition to the prejudice Finlandian, I also Ban assassassassassassassassino for not replying to these threads in the usual 20min. He says he is busy with his social life, I guess his cat is a good listener.

[Assassino13]

Whoa there! I ban you for doubting the greatness of my cats.

[walrus]

I ban you for thinking your cat is better than mine. I was feeding my dog one time and he said, "You must be God, you are always giving me food." "then I fed my cat and he said, "I must be God, you are always giving me food." He ended his statement saying, "Biatch."

[Assassino13]

I ban you for having a dog.

[MagikFingerz]

I ban you for not banning wally for saying "biatch" again, which was clearly the biggest offence of his post.