Last person to post wins. . . . .

[walrus]

Oooo..that is me to a tee. I am a real sviatch. I wonder if Rusty and CBJ consult about banning me. I have to say I probably deserve it. Especially after my ridiculous acceptance speeches.

[MagikFingerz]

Well, to me there are several types of trolls. The straight up obnoxious ones (the most common), the lovable ones (often called "resident" trolls), and even noob trolls (tries to troll, but fails).

Those are the stereotypes anyway. It can vary from post to post, so not every troll is as easily defined. They are all sviatches though

[walrus]

Well, obviously I am the lovable resident Troll. I do not think I smurf off many people here as much as I try. Even svinger loves me depite him being a Sviatch.

[MagikFingerz]

It's true

[walrus]

Right back at you, sviatch

[MagikFingerz]

Ok, enough girly stuff.

Why don't y'all just let me win and save yourself some headache.

[Assassino13]

You winning would cause us more headache.

[walrus]

Hey do not pay him no mind Assy. I always get that not tonight I have a headache. If not
that he is screaming VORTEX way to soon. Talk about a sviatch.

[MagikFingerz]

This conversation just took a turn for the worse...

[walrus]

And?........

[MagikFingerz]

And you're a sviatch.

[walrus]

Shut up Sviatch.

[MagikFingerz]

Love you too, Sviatch

[walrus]

Awwwww...oh oh oh VORTEX

[MagikFingerz]

No no, it doesn't work like that. You have to send me one, THEN I'll stop

[walrus]

Nice try, you will get my VORTEX DECK when you pry it from my cold, dead, svingers.

[MagikFingerz]

That's ok, for some reason I got like 5 more than I had pledged for. Of course, none of them are signed by you Just some "Alex" guy...

[walrus]

Just send me one with a self addresses stamped elephant and I will take care of it.

[MagikFingerz]

Damn, I just ran out of those.

[walrus]

Go to the Svedish zoo. Shipping an Elephant is actually cheaper than a lot of these Kickstarter deck. I mated with a Elephant one time and created an Elerus.

[MagikFingerz]

Or was it a Walephant?

[walrus]

Actually, that was his name. It was between that and sviatch.

[MagikFingerz]

In that case it would've had to have been Sviatch Jr

[walrus]

Did you notice we are the only two posting on this page. It looks like everyone else gave up, what a bunch of sviatches.

[MagikFingerz]

It was only a matter of time before the weak ones fell off. All that remains now is the proverbial clash of the titans.

I apologize in advance for beating you. I would say it's gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you, but you being a sviatch makes it easier

[walrus]

I think we need to boost your meds, your magical thinking is acting up.

[MagikFingerz]

Shut up, swiatch (that's a walrus sviatch).

[walrus]

And the Walrus holds a handfull of rain tempting you to defy it.

[MagikFingerz]

...huh? That one was too deep for me.

Swiatch.

[walrus]

Damn, what up with Swiatch. Did you know the smurf is off. We can now say Biatch. Personally, I have grown to like smurf. Biatch.