Last person to post wins. . . . .

[decksparadise]

[walrus]

You talking to me.

[MagikFingerz]

[walrus]

You must be talking to me.

[MagikFingerz]

Yeah, I'm a walrus whisperer.

[walrus]

Hey Svingy are you back in the UK God knows if I were in Sveden I would want to get out
ASAP.

[MagikFingerz]

I am still in Norway, and the weather is pretty lousy. Though I heard UK isn't that much better, with a few floods here and there.

Still better than walrusland

[walrus]

The weather here on the US East Coast sucks as well. At least the forcast is not calling
many Finlandians

[MagikFingerz]

Not yet

[walrus]

Actually it would be great if we were invaded by the Danes. In the US we love our guns
and are always looking for moving targets.

[MJF]

I know one group that would whoop our asses... they use the element of surprise...

[MagikFingerz]

10 posts away from the big 6-0-0, wally. I see another acceptance speech coming...

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clip ... rap-it-up-

[walrus]

Whatever happened to Chappelle? Yes, 600 will be a proud moment, at some point I will need to make another acceptance speech, I do not know if I can keep my mouth shut until 1,000. Although only a few may read my speeches, if I can have an effect on one person, I have acheived my goal.

[MJF]

The people are queuing up to listen attentively for your speech...

[Assassino13]

There is an idea of a Assassino13; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

[walrus]

Makes sense Assy, for perception is but a different shade of glasses.

[MagikFingerz]

I'm realer than real deal Holyfield

[walrus]

The people are queuing up to listen attentively for your speech...

Thanks MJ for reminding me of the importance of these speeches. I will be consulting Churchill for my soon to be verified troll acceptance speech. I hope someone is documenting these for future generations. I would do it myself but I fear it might effect my humility, which I am very proud of.

[walrus]

I'm realer than real deal Holyfield

Let me say that in English for you, Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfeild. I would love to box you, the Svedish smurf VS. The American analytical mastermind

[Assassino13]

I'd watch the hell out of that.

[MagikFingerz]

I'm realer than real deal Holyfield

Let me say that in English for you, Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfeild. I would love to box you, the Svedish smurf VS. The American analytical mastermind

I was actually partially quoting a Snoop Dogg lyric, and I was aware of the reference.

Sure, I'll take you on any time. 800 lbs of blubber doesn't scare me

[walrus]

Stop smurfing up and placing the blame on American talent, do I blame Olaf for my indescretions, no I do not, I take responsibility, like a real man. I guess that it what makes America great, being a sloth and wasting time trolling, damn what a bunch a smiatches we are, smiatch.

[MagikFingerz]

I wonder if the times you've said smiatch has now exceeded the number of times you said the b-word before the smurf era.

[MJF]

Walrus, we are queued up and ready to go on the after speech party...

[Assassino13]

You are the dancing queen.

[walrus]

Yes I am ready to get down. Fortunatly I do not drink or do drugs as I would not be able
to get any with Assy and Svinger at the shindig. My speech is comming along but my nerves
are starting to get to me.

[MagikFingerz]

No drugs or alcohol? Awww...

[walrus]

OH we will have them Svinger I just think no one else will get any with you ad Assy
snorting everything.

[MagikFingerz]

Ah ok. Yeah, that makes sense

[walrus]

Do they have AA in Sveden?