Last person to post wins. . . . .

Assassino13 · Unread post by **Assassino13** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:38 pm

You really do need to get in shape.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:54 pm

Assassino13 wrote:You really do need to get in shape.

ZING!

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:25 pm

Let me see you guys put on a thousand pounds and do a situp, smiatches.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:37 pm

Lightweight, baby!

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:30 pm

Ah, give me a gallon of roids and I will do it with one leg. Add some booze and a splash of PCP I will do it with my tongue

Assassino13 · Unread post by **Assassino13** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:48 pm

I think you might need some venom for that...

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:49 pm

decksparadise · Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:52 pm

HEY HEY,here i am! HAHA.

MJF · Unread post by **MJF** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:13 am

Russell wrote:
MJF wrote:so much for "keep it PG-13"... not really appropriate after CT, wouldn't you say Russell?
For all we know she tossed the baby to her loving father (off screen) then the guy with the shotgun shot a piñata filled with catsup. She screams with joy because she absolutely LOVES catsup and he looks on with a dumb quirky face because he thought he filled it with mustard.

If you havent seen the movie I could see how this might look terrible, but it is totally cool.

[/sarcasm]

The movie is called "God Bless America". To over simplify... The main character is terminally ill and decides to kill himself. Right before he does he sees a reality show and decides to kill the annoying smurfette on the TV instead... later... he is on a killing spree killing annoying people everywhere. Yes, he shoots a guy for talking in a movie theater.

Bonus points - It's directed by Bobcat Goldthwait!

Ohhhh, I didn't realize it was that mega blockbuster... my bad... </sarcasm>

MJF · Unread post by **MJF** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:32 am

With this post... I... AM....

Uber

Deal with it smiatches

Assassino13 · Unread post by **Assassino13** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:51 am

Damn uber memberships!

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:34 am

Ich bin eine ubermensch!

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:49 am

Quick Quick someone call 911 I think Svinger is chokng he is making funny sounds.

MJ congrats on makin it this far. I hope you are able to stay humble as I and Svinger
have done.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:59 am

walrus wrote:Quick Quick someone call 911 I think Svinger is chokng he is making funny sounds.

Yes, I may need the heimlich

(Get it? Cause... you know... it's all german... oh whatever)

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:09 am

Never mind he was just being a weinerschntzel

Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:22 am

I'm starting to think this thread is like the porn awards, where they say "Remember, there are no losers, only weiners".

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:27 pm

Ha ha...he said weiner.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:39 pm

You said it first

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:07 pm

What is up with this German shit anyway. If you start talking about the Luftwaft I am out.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 8:24 pm

You mean Luftwaffe, the aerial warfare branch of the German Wehrmacht during World War II?

decksparadise · Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:53 pm

HEYHEYHEY.

MJF · Unread post by **MJF** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:12 pm

Ba-donk-a-donk

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:26 am

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:45 am

Hey Svinger, it makes me a little nervous how quickly you corrected my Nazi reference.

decksparadise · Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:37 pm

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:33 am

^Look at this guy trying to get in the game by posting dots

Walrus, let me round off this german thing by quoting "another great american": Ich bin eine Berliner!

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:30 am

That wass Kennedy smiatch. He was Irish. I do not know why he said that

Unread post by **dazzleguts** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:48 pm

Since he had it a little wrong he was actually also calling himself a pastry. That's why they all laughed.

Unread post by **MagikFingerz** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:04 pm

If only he had said the same line in Hamburg...

walrus · Unread post by **walrus** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:35 pm

Perhaps he should have said it in Dallas.

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